Michael John
@xomichaeljohn.bsky.social
Gay comedian also sober (3x main character)
IG @xomichaeljohn
IG @xomichaeljohn
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NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!!
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026
I took this last night
December 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I took this last night
Tomorrow!! I am very excited—come hang you ho ho ho’s
NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!!
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tomorrow!! I am very excited—come hang you ho ho ho’s
NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!!
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
December 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
NYC bloomfs! My first ever Christmas comedy spectacular GAY XMAS—and the finale to my 2025 residency at the PIT—is this Friday at 7p! It’s going to be tender and mild and so profoundly stupid. Come hang if you’re in town!!
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
thepit-nyc.com/events/micha...
GenAI is wholesale evil and bad but why the fuck couldn’t they come up with a less fucking stupid name than “Nano Banana”?
December 16, 2025 at 2:29 PM
GenAI is wholesale evil and bad but why the fuck couldn’t they come up with a less fucking stupid name than “Nano Banana”?
Let me know if we taste the same!!—I mean… have similar tastes idk #spotifywrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Let me know if we taste the same!!—I mean… have similar tastes idk #spotifywrapped
Ok so these are a mystery and “BroadwayWorld reader submitted” but I am one of five nominees in Best Comedy Act alongside literal Gianmarco Soresi and Rita Rudner so thanks!! lmao
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Ok so these are a mystery and “BroadwayWorld reader submitted” but I am one of five nominees in Best Comedy Act alongside literal Gianmarco Soresi and Rita Rudner so thanks!! lmao
Tits the season or whatever
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Tits the season or whatever
I am transfixed by clips of this damn gay hockey show
November 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I am transfixed by clips of this damn gay hockey show
Any bloomfs watch the new Defunctland video?
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Any bloomfs watch the new Defunctland video?
Didn’t talk about politics at Thanksgiving so instead I explained THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES to my family so I could satisfy my need to get performatively angry about something
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Didn’t talk about politics at Thanksgiving so instead I explained THE QUEEN OF VERSAILLES to my family so I could satisfy my need to get performatively angry about something
Ok borderline pleasant Thanksgiving but get me tf home I need to rip a holiday stress cigarette so bad
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ok borderline pleasant Thanksgiving but get me tf home I need to rip a holiday stress cigarette so bad
in the kitch en. straight up "basting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
in the kitch en. straight up "basting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits
This marching band from Iowa is performing BJORK HYPERBALLAD on the Thanksgiving Parade????
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
This marching band from Iowa is performing BJORK HYPERBALLAD on the Thanksgiving Parade????
Gonna “happy thanksgiving handsome” my way through my contacts during family dinner just to feel something
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Gonna “happy thanksgiving handsome” my way through my contacts during family dinner just to feel something
Tits the season! Friday 12/19 7pm at The PIT. 🎅🏼
Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY).
Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.
Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY).
Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Tits the season! Friday 12/19 7pm at The PIT. 🎅🏼
Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY).
Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.
Gags, gifts, and guests! GAY XMAS is my first ever holiday spectacular and the 2025 finale for my comedy residency TGIF (TESTING GAY IDEAS FUNNY).
Early bird tix avail via xomichaeljohn.com.
“Believe” by Cher… lowkey greatest song of all time like effervescent everlasting puss… it just always feels right
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
“Believe” by Cher… lowkey greatest song of all time like effervescent everlasting puss… it just always feels right
Every gay couple
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Every gay couple
“DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG” on SNL gay people we’re UP!!!!!
Ariana Grande to host SNL with Cher as musical guest on December 20th.
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG” on SNL gay people we’re UP!!!!!
Reposted by Michael John
I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink
November 17, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I have a serious loving and being loved in return kink
Hey oomfettes in NYC—free tonight? Come see the debut of my brand new solo hour MOTHER, SUPERIOR at The PIT!! ily
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Hey oomfettes in NYC—free tonight? Come see the debut of my brand new solo hour MOTHER, SUPERIOR at The PIT!! ily
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
November 12, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
Does photo booth count? November 2011! Freshman year of college.
And next week, this.
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 AM
And next week, this.
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!
Momentum is on our side, STREAM!!!!!