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Just a ray of pitch black sunshine. 🖤
The audacity that Hope requires.. It takes a lot, speaking from experience.
So we are petty AF.

Bestie is bothered someone is parked in her “unofficial” parking spot @ work. To be fair, the car has been there for a few days. No employee tag.

So.. I contacted our work PoPo & asked them to check on the car.

We don’t want any problems, bestie just wants her parking space
January 16, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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If you are in the Los Angeles area, here's where to get information on the fires:

- View the fire map at fire.ca.gov
- Download the Watch Duty app
- Sign up for NotifyLA alerts with the city at emergency.lacity.gov
January 8, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Wow.. The US is going to acquire (colonize) Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal and The Golf Of Mexico.

What’s next? England and France?
NEW: Trump says name of the Gulf of Mexico will be changed to Gulf of America
January 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Deep breath..

Do not reply with a condescending tone or remark when someone asks about something that was mailed via USPS and our mail was on hold for 2 weeks.

Be nice.

We lack common sense.

None of us worked for 2 weeks and people expect things right away.

Calming breaths.
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January 6, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I went to Walmart today, I only go once a year. I actively avoid it and each time I go I know why I don’t frequent it.

I DO NOT have the patience for that store. God bless you to those that do.
December 31, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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This is Gracie. She went for the most magical car ride last night. The whole world twinkled like it was excited to see her. 13/10
December 24, 2024 at 9:01 PM
The Christmas convo.

Guns.
Travel.
Guns.
Food.
Old people problems.
Weight loss.

I’m about to tell them all that my panties have slid under my ass and I need to excuse myself to fix them. 👙 Then I’ll be back to discuss guns again. 🙄
December 24, 2024 at 11:42 PM
💞Merry Christmas Eve, Friends💞
December 24, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Very disappointed no one has brought anything drenched in rum or amaretto for us to partake in during the day at work.

Where is the holiday spirit(s)?!

Just looking for a little buzz to get through this week.
December 17, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Pretty sure someone just microwaved fish in the office microwave.

Now we shall have a fight to the death for committing a Cardinal sin. Maybe even a public hanging. Idk which but punishment is coming.
December 17, 2024 at 3:41 PM
20 minutes until the rest of this week is MINE. Last task for the year.
December 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Also.. I was forced put my eyebrows on today. It’s Saturday. There’s maybe a good reason. IDK yet.
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December 14, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Suppose to be doing Christmas cards and wrapping gifts but… it’s raining and the couch is comfy.
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December 14, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Watching Carry-On on @netflix.com because I like to trigger myself.

I 💙 the TSA. ✈️

Also, Jason Bateman.
December 14, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Ahem…
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December 13, 2024 at 10:06 PM
Me sitting at my desk mumbling to myself. Which I thought was quiet mumbling.

👩🏼‍💻 Where do we sign up for this shit? (Email they just sent)

Someone 25 feet away.

👨🏻‍💻 (yells to me) The email they sent without the code to login?

👩🏼‍💻 Yeah..

👨🏻‍💻 *Rage rant about them not sending the code*
December 12, 2024 at 3:39 PM
My face when I was telling one of the Boss Bosses I’m working on planning the during work / office Christmas Party. He said, no alcohol.. I said, says who?

It’s not in our employee handbook, because I looked.
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December 11, 2024 at 2:01 PM
You’re telling me Moses hauled 155lb stones around?
December 9, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Myself and 2 coworkers have dentist appointments all within 24 hours of each-other.

We were just talking how we are synched up like it’s our period. One of us is a man so it tracks.
December 9, 2024 at 7:39 PM
How Luigi try to escape from New York last week
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 PM
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So when we remove birthright citizenship can we go by the mother? Because:

Don Jr was born in 1977
Ivanka was born in 1981
Eric was born in 1984

Ivana became a US citizen in 1988.

Barron was born in March 2006

Melania became a US citizen in July 2006.

Trump’s entire family would be deported.
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Meanwhile, the Brits are looking at America and their guns. Sit down, Mike. You look dumb.
December 9, 2024 at 3:55 PM
THIS…
December 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Relatable.
me atop my hoard of unread books:
December 3, 2024 at 8:04 PM
With Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Cyber Monday and possible travel this past week.

Don’t forget your mortgage payment and HOA fees are due today. 😂
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 PM