Max
@xnukamax.bsky.social
He/Him, Late-Twenties.
Sometimes Streams: twitch.tv/xnukamax
Jupiter.
Sometimes Streams: twitch.tv/xnukamax
Jupiter.
this is not important but i was correct in ALL my predictions when discussing week 11 with two people who like to place bets on the games but one of them didn't listen to me because they "dont bother with coach drama or injuries" and "you don't bet on teams anyway" enjoy ur no money i guess🤪
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this is not important but i was correct in ALL my predictions when discussing week 11 with two people who like to place bets on the games but one of them didn't listen to me because they "dont bother with coach drama or injuries" and "you don't bet on teams anyway" enjoy ur no money i guess🤪
not to dick ride but the way characters in ow2 will ignore you if youve been choosing dialogue that implies you dont respect them is delightful and i love it. like no ur right, this is actually a consequence of my own behavior and completely reasonable a skill check/gift doesnt magically fix it
November 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
not to dick ride but the way characters in ow2 will ignore you if youve been choosing dialogue that implies you dont respect them is delightful and i love it. like no ur right, this is actually a consequence of my own behavior and completely reasonable a skill check/gift doesnt magically fix it
i was talking to my lyft today about quality shoes and how i stopped buying doc martens cause their quality got worse over the years and he went "oh wow you were a neo nazi!" and the way i just stared at him like
November 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i was talking to my lyft today about quality shoes and how i stopped buying doc martens cause their quality got worse over the years and he went "oh wow you were a neo nazi!" and the way i just stared at him like
ive never had a fucking apartment hold my lease hostage so im gonna go cough on them
October 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
ive never had a fucking apartment hold my lease hostage so im gonna go cough on them
good news is i just got an increase in job security, bad news is 3 people quit from overwhelming workload over the weekend and that was probably why they tried to call me in on my day off
October 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
good news is i just got an increase in job security, bad news is 3 people quit from overwhelming workload over the weekend and that was probably why they tried to call me in on my day off
insane that metallica is getting thrown under the bus because racists couldnt be bothered to watch happy gilmore 2 and learn who bad bunny is lmfaoooo
October 2, 2025 at 10:29 PM
insane that metallica is getting thrown under the bus because racists couldnt be bothered to watch happy gilmore 2 and learn who bad bunny is lmfaoooo
author fumbling the last 2hrs of the book by having the woman protag bounce back within 12hrs of being raped and throw herself at the main character because he was sad he lost a moral debate that didnt even make sense?? im losing it lmfao
a football player catches a pass in front of a crowd with a sign that says 20
ALT: a football player catches a pass in front of a crowd with a sign that says 20
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September 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
author fumbling the last 2hrs of the book by having the woman protag bounce back within 12hrs of being raped and throw herself at the main character because he was sad he lost a moral debate that didnt even make sense?? im losing it lmfao
i want a tortilla jersey
September 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i want a tortilla jersey
me watching nfl drama videos and seeing the cardinals in clips/screenshots
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
ALT: a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
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September 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
me watching nfl drama videos and seeing the cardinals in clips/screenshots
my doctors gonna be disappointed my testosterone is low again 👉👈🥺 im doing my best boss
September 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
my doctors gonna be disappointed my testosterone is low again 👉👈🥺 im doing my best boss
i think i accidentally flirted with the front desk woman out of like, anxiety💀
September 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i think i accidentally flirted with the front desk woman out of like, anxiety💀
If you see this, QRP with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name!
September 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you see this, QRP with a Pokémon that shares the same first letter as your name!
Reposted by Max
1. My newest Anti-Trans Legal Risk Map is here.
Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws.
For adults, some increases in risk.
Nationwide risk remains extreme.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws.
For adults, some increases in risk.
Nationwide risk remains extreme.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
August 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
1. My newest Anti-Trans Legal Risk Map is here.
Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws.
For adults, some increases in risk.
Nationwide risk remains extreme.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
Risk has increased sharply for youth in many states as clinics shutter under Trump and state AGs refuse to enforce civil rights laws.
For adults, some increases in risk.
Nationwide risk remains extreme.
Subscribe to support my journalism.
i dont think i was conscious or alive when the oilers became the titans but i wonder if those fans were as massive fucking babies about it like some commanders fans are these days like oh my god get the fuck over it broooo
August 28, 2025 at 9:47 PM
i dont think i was conscious or alive when the oilers became the titans but i wonder if those fans were as massive fucking babies about it like some commanders fans are these days like oh my god get the fuck over it broooo
i'm listening to a guest complain about their room sayin it looks like a motel 6 and it's literally just because their fridge wobbles and they go "you know these hourly workers... you'd think they check the fridges" and front desk agreed and i'm standing there like
August 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
i'm listening to a guest complain about their room sayin it looks like a motel 6 and it's literally just because their fridge wobbles and they go "you know these hourly workers... you'd think they check the fridges" and front desk agreed and i'm standing there like
never watched an episode of shameless but i adore whatever the fuck those two gay dudes had goin on
August 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
never watched an episode of shameless but i adore whatever the fuck those two gay dudes had goin on
got richard'd by dragon's dogma 2 and got sucked into a way longer and more emotional ending then i expected and the game was like "guess who unlocked new game plussss <3" like please i'm wounded but also yeah get me in there girl
August 18, 2025 at 6:05 AM
got richard'd by dragon's dogma 2 and got sucked into a way longer and more emotional ending then i expected and the game was like "guess who unlocked new game plussss <3" like please i'm wounded but also yeah get me in there girl
listening to a book that spent a solid 5 minutes just fucking tearing this kid apart for being a geek
"this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo
"this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo
August 14, 2025 at 7:07 PM
listening to a book that spent a solid 5 minutes just fucking tearing this kid apart for being a geek
"this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo
"this kid came out the womb and the doctors could tell he was a fuckin nerd" CHILL OUT he's like 10 lmfaoooo
drawing with friends night
August 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
drawing with friends night
no book has ever got me so upset for a character before. if they start wildly swinging at ppl with an axe i'm popping champagne to celebrate
August 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
no book has ever got me so upset for a character before. if they start wildly swinging at ppl with an axe i'm popping champagne to celebrate
update: still nothing. i wont give up chat.
dear diary, i logged in once more to see if the artist i followed in 2015 has reposted the illustrated penis of a fictional character i adore. alas my hopes were crushed. i return to my castle to mourn. when the rising sun greets me tomorrow, i shall try again. -m
July 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
update: still nothing. i wont give up chat.
it is so annoying being attracted to people in their 30s to 50s when i look like i forgot my lollipop and propeller hat before walking out the door
July 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
it is so annoying being attracted to people in their 30s to 50s when i look like i forgot my lollipop and propeller hat before walking out the door
the front desk woman who is really weird around me just tried to gaslight me and my manager by INSISTING she physically saw and heard me speaking perfect spanish to my coworker who does not speak spanish, but speaks navajo. i ALSO dont speak spanish??? like huh???
July 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the front desk woman who is really weird around me just tried to gaslight me and my manager by INSISTING she physically saw and heard me speaking perfect spanish to my coworker who does not speak spanish, but speaks navajo. i ALSO dont speak spanish??? like huh???
friend made honestly the best case i could ever hear for getting back into cassette tapes so i can have physical media of my metal bands again. it is time to bring the hello kitty cassette player that got me through middle school and highschool back from the dead
July 16, 2025 at 6:52 PM
friend made honestly the best case i could ever hear for getting back into cassette tapes so i can have physical media of my metal bands again. it is time to bring the hello kitty cassette player that got me through middle school and highschool back from the dead