i think?? i'm making waffle fry nachos for dinner tonight

update: her dinosaur blanket and froggie hoodie are fresh out of the dryer and they're cozy and warm so she's fine now

she's on preventative but i don't want those fuckers in my house

people will let their dog literally ruin their life instead of just training them

once i had a lady literally tell me that her huge unruly dog pulled her to the ground so hard during a walk that she broke her arm in 3 places. i asked her if she'd like some help teaching the dog not to pull her so she doesn't get hurt again
she literally told me no and "he's just like that"

vibrating
shrimps are
one of my favorite things ever and if you let me, i will not shut up about them

i am a Heavy shrimp enjoyer, i sell the crap out of those guys at work and i am jealous every day i dont have my own shrimp

i love this weird beast
she's a chihuahua/pug, might have dachshund in her

DNA test in this creature's future

she'll be 5 in a month, which isn't Old (especially because she is a small dog) but she's already graying and obviously isn't...the most well bred animal out there

so we are paying a lot of attention to potential arthritis, joint pain, heart issues, eye problems, and skin dryness/itchiness

we've got her on lots of hip and joint vitamins and a gentle exercise routine, there's actually a place in town that does canine hydrotherapy and i've considered trying to get in there for her knees

we are also working closely with a vet to monitor any type of pain she could be in with her knees

she's not a surgery candidate yet, mostly because her bones are misaligned which causes the ligament to "slip" but let's be real it was never in the right spot anyway

when she gets older and starts bunny hopping more, she might be an amputation candidate

i just realized in this photo you can actually see her most Fucked™️ leg. her back left (on right in pic) leg is like
put together with chewing gum and ramen noodles

according to her foster, she was born with a luxated patella so she's always had 1/4th of a leg back there

she has to squeeze to make the wrinkles in her brain, that's where all the forehead wrinkles come from i think lol

i just
let this miniature beast inside my home, she lives here and she wants to eat all my cheese

her elbows? out like a god damn crocodile
her knees? she's got half of one i think
her brain? 2 wrinkles tops

look at it
like what

oh boy i hope they're blue dream shrimp

i think she needs a playdate soon tho, gonna ask one of my friends if her dog would like to hang out

she's been kind of a whiny baby today, she cried when she saw the neighbors dog cuz she wanted to play with him so badly but both us and them were on a Piss Only mission and also idk how their dog does with other dogs, let alone ones who are 1/3rd his size