what's that smell??

anal glands!!

saw a single flea on my dog, flipped shit and ripped apart the entire house to clean it cuz i am Not dealing with that
she doesn't like how it's Weird in here right now

every day people come into my job and ask for a harness that "will stop their dog pulling" and i respond with "you can use a harness but you have to teach them not to, there's no tool that will fix it for you"
and it goes just like this

this animal is fucking ridiculous

if anyone ever wonders what it's like to live with my dog, my cat hasn't decided that she trusts her yet so she avoids her by staying in a baby gated room
sometimes the cat will Weh at me
my dog responded to this by crying so hard that she farted