Mulder
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Linux geek - Movie buff - History buff - Married got 2 teenage kids - If I follow you I would really like a follow back.
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So come november and IF Trump loses and you unfortunately get a civil war - who would win ?
August 25, 2024 at 11:41 PM
So come november and IF Trump loses and you unfortunately get a civil war - who would win ?
Me: Escape room - Why would I like to escape? I’m fine in here no outside distractions - No teenage kids - no nothing no mortgage. Best of all no Trump.
Escape room employee: Sorry sir but you have to leave now we are closing in 5 minutes.
Escape room employee: Sorry sir but you have to leave now we are closing in 5 minutes.
August 24, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Me: Escape room - Why would I like to escape? I’m fine in here no outside distractions - No teenage kids - no nothing no mortgage. Best of all no Trump.
Escape room employee: Sorry sir but you have to leave now we are closing in 5 minutes.
Escape room employee: Sorry sir but you have to leave now we are closing in 5 minutes.
Rome wasn’t build in one day, but come Trump he will burn down America in less than 24 hours. At least it will be a new record.
August 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Rome wasn’t build in one day, but come Trump he will burn down America in less than 24 hours. At least it will be a new record.
Me: I could use a laxative.
Pizza Hut Drive Through: The Happy Meal will cost you 3.99
Pizza Hut Drive Through: The Happy Meal will cost you 3.99
August 24, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Me: I could use a laxative.
Pizza Hut Drive Through: The Happy Meal will cost you 3.99
Pizza Hut Drive Through: The Happy Meal will cost you 3.99
I advanced from drawing stick figures to using real sticks now.
August 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I advanced from drawing stick figures to using real sticks now.
In Denmark we call “women’s” tight pants - “Mumbling” pants. Cause we can see the lips moving but can’t hear a word of what they are trying to say.
August 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
In Denmark we call “women’s” tight pants - “Mumbling” pants. Cause we can see the lips moving but can’t hear a word of what they are trying to say.
Her: Grap your pants this is gonna be exiting.
Me: What pants ?
Me: What pants ?
August 18, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Her: Grap your pants this is gonna be exiting.
Me: What pants ?
Me: What pants ?
Me at 55 - Honey where is your sports bra ? I have an important meeting today.
August 18, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Me at 55 - Honey where is your sports bra ? I have an important meeting today.
I can’t belive I’m saying this - but here i am.
August 18, 2024 at 10:51 PM
I can’t belive I’m saying this - but here i am.
So I heard the drag name for J.D Vance is “Sofa Loren” Sofia Loren is turning so much around in her grave that the entire population can gain electricity from this source alone. I’ve seen the drag pictures he looks nothing like her.
August 18, 2024 at 10:50 PM
So I heard the drag name for J.D Vance is “Sofa Loren” Sofia Loren is turning so much around in her grave that the entire population can gain electricity from this source alone. I’ve seen the drag pictures he looks nothing like her.
I cannot belive they are making and “Oreo” flavored Coke. What’s next a Trump flavored coke ?
August 18, 2024 at 10:37 PM
I cannot belive they are making and “Oreo” flavored Coke. What’s next a Trump flavored coke ?
Why my generation is so angry.
First we had to replace our record collection with a tape collection then replace that for a cd collection that was replaced by an mp3 collection.
And now we have to pay a subscription in order to listen to music.
First we had to replace our record collection with a tape collection then replace that for a cd collection that was replaced by an mp3 collection.
And now we have to pay a subscription in order to listen to music.
August 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Why my generation is so angry.
First we had to replace our record collection with a tape collection then replace that for a cd collection that was replaced by an mp3 collection.
And now we have to pay a subscription in order to listen to music.
First we had to replace our record collection with a tape collection then replace that for a cd collection that was replaced by an mp3 collection.
And now we have to pay a subscription in order to listen to music.
By the hammer of grabthar.
August 16, 2024 at 3:07 PM
By the hammer of grabthar.
“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
August 16, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Trump is like a bully who failed kindergarten multiple times.
August 16, 2024 at 2:24 PM
Trump is like a bully who failed kindergarten multiple times.
What goes around comes around. Me to my STD.
August 15, 2024 at 12:02 PM
What goes around comes around. Me to my STD.
‘In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box,’
August 15, 2024 at 8:29 AM
‘In life, as in breakfast cereal, it is always best to read the instructions on the box,’
Everything happens for a reason, except possibly football.
August 15, 2024 at 8:29 AM
Everything happens for a reason, except possibly football.
Based on 17 years of research. My teenage kids will not survive 5 minutes in the real world once they move out.
August 15, 2024 at 7:25 AM
Based on 17 years of research. My teenage kids will not survive 5 minutes in the real world once they move out.
is Elvis Costello Paul Simon’s kid?
August 13, 2024 at 7:43 AM
Trump is why America can’t have nice things.
Holding my breath to se my followers disappear.
Holding my breath to se my followers disappear.
August 12, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Trump is why America can’t have nice things.
Holding my breath to se my followers disappear.
Holding my breath to se my followers disappear.
I’m trying to incorporate the “Trump” harmonica arms at work at meetings, and it’s not working.
Now they are offering me free counseling.
Now they are offering me free counseling.
August 12, 2024 at 2:31 PM
I’m trying to incorporate the “Trump” harmonica arms at work at meetings, and it’s not working.
Now they are offering me free counseling.
Now they are offering me free counseling.