JD Xerri-Martin
@xerrij13.bsky.social
Lawyer (Crim. | Civ. Rights)
Adjunct Professor (Evidence | Civ. Pro.)
North Carolina – Cymro 🏴 – Musician
“JD makes a decent point if you ignore all the points he’s ignored.” He/him
Adjunct Professor (Evidence | Civ. Pro.)
North Carolina – Cymro 🏴 – Musician
“JD makes a decent point if you ignore all the points he’s ignored.” He/him
Maturing is realising that as much as I adore the Darke, the Holst is actually superior.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Maturing is realising that as much as I adore the Darke, the Holst is actually superior.
November 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Enjoying a re-listen to the oral arguments in Ford v. Montana before the significantly less pleasant task of teaching it to my 1Ls later today.
[amicably shakes fist in @smmarotta.bsky.social’s general direction…]
[amicably shakes fist in @smmarotta.bsky.social’s general direction…]
October 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Enjoying a re-listen to the oral arguments in Ford v. Montana before the significantly less pleasant task of teaching it to my 1Ls later today.
[amicably shakes fist in @smmarotta.bsky.social’s general direction…]
[amicably shakes fist in @smmarotta.bsky.social’s general direction…]
In my continuing delight of the word “shag” meaning something totally different here in the USA, we were watching a TV show yesterday and were treated to this absolute hilarity:
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
In my continuing delight of the word “shag” meaning something totally different here in the USA, we were watching a TV show yesterday and were treated to this absolute hilarity:
Adventures of a Brit in 🇺🇸, part 482…
Don’t even know where to start.
Don’t even know where to start.
August 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Adventures of a Brit in 🇺🇸, part 482…
Don’t even know where to start.
Don’t even know where to start.
Adventures of a Brit in 🇺🇸, part 482…
Don’t even know where to start.
Don’t even know where to start.
August 14, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Adventures of a Brit in 🇺🇸, part 482…
Don’t even know where to start.
Don’t even know where to start.
Celebrated my 4th anniversary of living in the US the only appropriate way:
Beans on toast for lunch.
Beans on toast for lunch.
August 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Celebrated my 4th anniversary of living in the US the only appropriate way:
Beans on toast for lunch.
Beans on toast for lunch.
Playing a very dangerous game of “I’ll just grab the next one from the fridge” currently.
June 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Playing a very dangerous game of “I’ll just grab the next one from the fridge” currently.
Harris Teeter’s “European” aisle coming up absolute with the goods.
June 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Harris Teeter’s “European” aisle coming up absolute with the goods.
London being suitably bleak for our arrival…
So good to be home!
So good to be home!
May 19, 2025 at 6:01 AM
London being suitably bleak for our arrival…
So good to be home!
So good to be home!
Heels: horrible loss to Duke
Wales: absolutely destroyed by England
Ferrari: disappointing performance
Liverpool: losing badly in the cup final
Really truly terrible weekend to be me and be invested in my teams.
Wales: absolutely destroyed by England
Ferrari: disappointing performance
Liverpool: losing badly in the cup final
Really truly terrible weekend to be me and be invested in my teams.
March 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Heels: horrible loss to Duke
Wales: absolutely destroyed by England
Ferrari: disappointing performance
Liverpool: losing badly in the cup final
Really truly terrible weekend to be me and be invested in my teams.
Wales: absolutely destroyed by England
Ferrari: disappointing performance
Liverpool: losing badly in the cup final
Really truly terrible weekend to be me and be invested in my teams.
Here on the recommendations of many, but spurred into action by @davidallengreen.bsky.social’s review of the production.
February 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Here on the recommendations of many, but spurred into action by @davidallengreen.bsky.social’s review of the production.
Phenomenal week in the motherland, including a spontaneous drop-in visit to my alma mater and catch up with the ever-wonderful @nicolaharris.bsky.social, then to @middletemple.bsky.social for the St. David’s Day Dinner alongside @phatsilkkc.bsky.social and many other fabulous people. Happy feelings.
February 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Phenomenal week in the motherland, including a spontaneous drop-in visit to my alma mater and catch up with the ever-wonderful @nicolaharris.bsky.social, then to @middletemple.bsky.social for the St. David’s Day Dinner alongside @phatsilkkc.bsky.social and many other fabulous people. Happy feelings.
In a feat of pretty remarkable self-control and unBritishness, I just had a single (1) chocolate biscuit, and then closed the box and returned it to its shelf.
Please clap.
Please clap.
January 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
In a feat of pretty remarkable self-control and unBritishness, I just had a single (1) chocolate biscuit, and then closed the box and returned it to its shelf.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Pup’s first snow!
January 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Pup’s first snow!
Oh fuck off, Grammarly.
January 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Oh fuck off, Grammarly.
I won’t lie to you, I am absolutely chuffed with this year’s Secret Santa gift from my brother in law.
(The apron, not the dog)
(The apron, not the dog)
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I won’t lie to you, I am absolutely chuffed with this year’s Secret Santa gift from my brother in law.
(The apron, not the dog)
(The apron, not the dog)
Tell me you’re teaching Evidence this semester without telling me you’re teaching Evidence this semester!
10 days to go!
10 days to go!
January 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tell me you’re teaching Evidence this semester without telling me you’re teaching Evidence this semester!
10 days to go!
10 days to go!
Gavin and Stacey finale. Absolutely bawling. Like proper weeping. Gone. 😭
December 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Gavin and Stacey finale. Absolutely bawling. Like proper weeping. Gone. 😭
So in a really fun development, I’m going to be taking up the role of Adjunct Professor of Law at North Carolina Central University next semester, teaching Evidence. This has been a huge ambition of mine for ages and I’m thrilled! #LetsGoEagles
December 11, 2024 at 7:54 PM
So in a really fun development, I’m going to be taking up the role of Adjunct Professor of Law at North Carolina Central University next semester, teaching Evidence. This has been a huge ambition of mine for ages and I’m thrilled! #LetsGoEagles
University of National Champions, baby 😭 🩵
December 10, 2024 at 2:44 AM
University of National Champions, baby 😭 🩵
December 9, 2024 at 12:02 AM
There’s a special eyebrow raising glance that workers at the supermarket reserve for the late-20s man buying cold medicine, an oven pizza, a bottle of wine, and a tub of ice cream. And you know what? Fair.
December 8, 2024 at 12:37 AM
There’s a special eyebrow raising glance that workers at the supermarket reserve for the late-20s man buying cold medicine, an oven pizza, a bottle of wine, and a tub of ice cream. And you know what? Fair.
Reposted by JD Xerri-Martin
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
November 29, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
Happy Thanksgiving from J, who has mistaken Peanut for the turkey.
(They really do love each other a lot)
(They really do love each other a lot)
November 28, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from J, who has mistaken Peanut for the turkey.
(They really do love each other a lot)
(They really do love each other a lot)