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Liz
@xenobarbie.bsky.social
Fairy 🌙 Goddess ✨ Engineer 🌙 Student Pilot ✨ Cat Mom 🌙 Eccentric Maximalist ✨
“Lizzie, what’s your internship like?”
July 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The radio host as my mother drives me to school one morning when I’m 12: “and that was ‘No Scrubs’ by TLC!”
Me: “Mom? What does TLC stand for?”
My mother: “The Learning Channel :)”
July 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Dog Meets Owner At Door In Desperate Attempt To Get Ahead Of Diarrhea-Rug Scandal theonion.com/dog-mee...
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I watched it all in one sitting at 2am the day it came out. Who else has finished it? I wanna talk about it!
June 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am thrilled to announce that I got into the Mission Concept Academy for this summer!
May 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
NEW TATTOO ALERT!
This beautiful Xenomorph piece was done by Jude at The Attic in Denton, TX!

#xenomorph #tattoo #xenomorphtattoo #alientattoo
April 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
If anyone asks my about my tattoos and they refer to them as “tats” I’m just gonna say I was born with them.
March 31, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Btw I threw my cat an Arrested Development birthday party.
March 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
This is a math stan account. We love all math here.

Except geometry. Geometry can go to hell.
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Me after crushing my Hydraulics and Penumatics mid term
February 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize
theonion.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! Me and my love did our tradition of Del’s and exchanging gifts! I FINALLY got to tell him I’m taking him to see Kind Gizzard in Chicago later this year after planning it for months!
February 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Like come on how cute are these!
February 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I am all glam 5% of the time, disheveled in a blanket hoodie 50% of the time, and a classic comfy cute like this 45% of the time :)
February 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
One for work one for play
February 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My psychiatrist’s office has been playing Great British Bake Off in their lobby for the past couple years. After being a patient here for 21 years, this is easily the best move they’ve made for the lobby and every doctors office should do the same
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I feel like he’s just here for the zipline
February 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
A story in two parts:
January 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Went to Walmart for beef and highlighters and came across this sick as hell shirt
January 30, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The card I made for our two year anniversary 🥰
January 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
With all of my textbooks having been online so far in my degree, I am so thrilled to finally have a physical textbook for my next round of classes! Everyone learns differently, and being able to write in my book instead of typing really helps me to retain information.
January 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Me: playing Dynasty Warriors for sweeties
My bf: playing Infinity Nikki for masochists
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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*opens internet*
*closes internet*
*goes outside and stares at Jupiter*
January 24, 2025 at 8:47 AM