Xeiom
@xeiom.bsky.social
I'm a multifunctional organism.
Sometimes a multidisfunctional organism.
U.K. Based.
Sometimes a multidisfunctional organism.
U.K. Based.
Seeing a lot of bad faith engagement bait posts pop up recently.
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Seeing a lot of bad faith engagement bait posts pop up recently.
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
Stay alert for them and just mute/block them.
Best case they are trolls seeking a reaction, worse case they are intelligence operations seeking to destabilise.
In any case, not worth interacting with even if the worm is very tasty
*Puts an extra chicken strip in the oven while whispering to myself*
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
November 23, 2025 at 10:43 AM
*Puts an extra chicken strip in the oven while whispering to myself*
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
"Happy birthday champ, you've earned it"
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
*Catches a cold*
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
October 21, 2025 at 11:27 AM
*Catches a cold*
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
My Body:
ACTIVATE THE GOO
RIP Youtube, you were always there to distract me when I had important things to do and now here I am, not doing important things and not having youtube to blame.
October 16, 2025 at 12:04 AM
RIP Youtube, you were always there to distract me when I had important things to do and now here I am, not doing important things and not having youtube to blame.
So how many days of US Government shutdown before they have a techbro in an ATC tower trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to direct the planes
October 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
So how many days of US Government shutdown before they have a techbro in an ATC tower trying to figure out how to get ChatGPT to direct the planes
My favourite part about loading up the nightmare rectangle is finding out that things are actually worse than I thought and have gotten far more dire than the last time I loaded up the nightmare rectangle.
September 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
My favourite part about loading up the nightmare rectangle is finding out that things are actually worse than I thought and have gotten far more dire than the last time I loaded up the nightmare rectangle.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
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September 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
My money is on a new ICE uniform that features a skull
August 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
My money is on a new ICE uniform that features a skull
I always make sure to focus test anything new so we can really hit it running with the focus tester demographic
July 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I always make sure to focus test anything new so we can really hit it running with the focus tester demographic
Schumer getting them to change the name of the bill is probably a gift to them rather than a flex.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
July 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Schumer getting them to change the name of the bill is probably a gift to them rather than a flex.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
Now there is an additional layer of confusion available a la Obamacare / ACA.
Would have been better to stamp Trump's name on it, which its previous name did better than what it is now.
I've just finished watching The Handmaidens' tale series and look.. I'm not saying they should never be allowed to work in TV anymore but I am saying whoever is in charge of the zoom level of the camera should not ever be the person to make that decision in their future projects.
June 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
I've just finished watching The Handmaidens' tale series and look.. I'm not saying they should never be allowed to work in TV anymore but I am saying whoever is in charge of the zoom level of the camera should not ever be the person to make that decision in their future projects.
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Hi Friends,
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
June 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Hi Friends,
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
Voting for the Emmys opens today.
The Failure, Fear, and Frenzy around Luigi Mangione is officially on the ballot. If it makes it to the next round of nominations, it’ll be the first time a full length stand up special released independently only on YouTube makes it this far.
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It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.
They are in charge.
They are in charge.
Things look pretty bleak right now. I think before I was always assuming everyone would come to their senses and work through things.
Let's hope that turn around can happen in years rather than decades.
I guess I should get to work on being the change I want to see rather than just hoping for it.
Let's hope that turn around can happen in years rather than decades.
I guess I should get to work on being the change I want to see rather than just hoping for it.
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Things look pretty bleak right now. I think before I was always assuming everyone would come to their senses and work through things.
Let's hope that turn around can happen in years rather than decades.
I guess I should get to work on being the change I want to see rather than just hoping for it.
Let's hope that turn around can happen in years rather than decades.
I guess I should get to work on being the change I want to see rather than just hoping for it.
Whoever designed the Pixel 9 to have the camera bump deserves to have hooks periodically put into their belt loops every few hours for the rest of their lives.
June 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Whoever designed the Pixel 9 to have the camera bump deserves to have hooks periodically put into their belt loops every few hours for the rest of their lives.
It isn't surprising to see EA cancel Black Panther, shut down the studio
EA doesn't make games for gamers, EA makes games for money
This isn't really a new development in EA as a company. The reason they had a big IP to cancel is to rely on the strength of the IP to make sales not the game quality
EA doesn't make games for gamers, EA makes games for money
This isn't really a new development in EA as a company. The reason they had a big IP to cancel is to rely on the strength of the IP to make sales not the game quality
May 29, 2025 at 9:43 AM
It isn't surprising to see EA cancel Black Panther, shut down the studio
EA doesn't make games for gamers, EA makes games for money
This isn't really a new development in EA as a company. The reason they had a big IP to cancel is to rely on the strength of the IP to make sales not the game quality
EA doesn't make games for gamers, EA makes games for money
This isn't really a new development in EA as a company. The reason they had a big IP to cancel is to rely on the strength of the IP to make sales not the game quality
To be fair, "Your shelves are empty because we had to block China from trading with us for helping Iran" is a much easier way to keep his followers convinced than "Oh yeah, these tariffs really did just make everything real bad for us"
May 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
To be fair, "Your shelves are empty because we had to block China from trading with us for helping Iran" is a much easier way to keep his followers convinced than "Oh yeah, these tariffs really did just make everything real bad for us"
Hmm, so I assume one of the next steps in the US will be stopping the release of government financial data.
It is going to keep generating negative headlines and they can't fix it because they don't understand, but they can probably hide it. Or-well let it tell a different story.
It is going to keep generating negative headlines and they can't fix it because they don't understand, but they can probably hide it. Or-well let it tell a different story.
May 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Hmm, so I assume one of the next steps in the US will be stopping the release of government financial data.
It is going to keep generating negative headlines and they can't fix it because they don't understand, but they can probably hide it. Or-well let it tell a different story.
It is going to keep generating negative headlines and they can't fix it because they don't understand, but they can probably hide it. Or-well let it tell a different story.
So turns out World War 3 was primarily fought with posts and memes on the internet.
April 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
So turns out World War 3 was primarily fought with posts and memes on the internet.
If Trump ends up in hospital due to complication from his old age, both sides would be like " we prayin' "
April 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If Trump ends up in hospital due to complication from his old age, both sides would be like " we prayin' "
I need us to solve the male loneliness epidemic so that I can go onto a games forums without having to see nothing but the most deranged beliefs about what game developers 'owe' to their game communities.
April 7, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I need us to solve the male loneliness epidemic so that I can go onto a games forums without having to see nothing but the most deranged beliefs about what game developers 'owe' to their game communities.
I was looking forward to Amber Ruffin doing the WHCD.
Looking in at the US from the outside, it just seems like another demonstration of just how some of the US isn't even fighting to keep their rights anymore.
Many places hoping others will do it for them while they fold. Kinda sucks to see.
Looking in at the US from the outside, it just seems like another demonstration of just how some of the US isn't even fighting to keep their rights anymore.
Many places hoping others will do it for them while they fold. Kinda sucks to see.
March 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was looking forward to Amber Ruffin doing the WHCD.
Looking in at the US from the outside, it just seems like another demonstration of just how some of the US isn't even fighting to keep their rights anymore.
Many places hoping others will do it for them while they fold. Kinda sucks to see.
Looking in at the US from the outside, it just seems like another demonstration of just how some of the US isn't even fighting to keep their rights anymore.
Many places hoping others will do it for them while they fold. Kinda sucks to see.
*Checking my phone SPAM*
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March 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
*Checking my phone SPAM*
-Car Extended Warranty
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-Car Extended Warranty
-Detailed Strategic US Military Operations for Yemen
-Car Extended Warranty
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-Discount on Uber Eats
-Car Extended Warranty
-Detailed Strategic US Military Operations for Yemen
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In this brief, I will outline why neither Mark S nor Mr Scout are criminally responsible for the unfortunate workplace accident that befell Mr Drummond.
The Lumen corporation failed to provide adequate training on transitory effects of its Severance product and as such are liable for incidents of..
The Lumen corporation failed to provide adequate training on transitory effects of its Severance product and as such are liable for incidents of..
March 21, 2025 at 12:47 PM
In this brief, I will outline why neither Mark S nor Mr Scout are criminally responsible for the unfortunate workplace accident that befell Mr Drummond.
The Lumen corporation failed to provide adequate training on transitory effects of its Severance product and as such are liable for incidents of..
The Lumen corporation failed to provide adequate training on transitory effects of its Severance product and as such are liable for incidents of..