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Three job interviews, three thanksgivings, three job offers? 🤞
November 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Three job interviews, three thanksgivings, three job offers? 🤞
So much sportsballing happening in Chicago rn!
November 23, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So much sportsballing happening in Chicago rn!
“Females” makes my eye twitch 😡
November 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Females” makes my eye twitch 😡
A true American! Staying until the 401k vests and not much longer! 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
A true American! Staying until the 401k vests and not much longer! 😂
I am so tired of not being able to just scan an alphabetized, categorized list anymore on so many interfaces
November 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I am so tired of not being able to just scan an alphabetized, categorized list anymore on so many interfaces
I had to stop clicking on the ads bc as innocent as they would look I GUESSSSS they just assumed I was independently wealthy using hundos as tissues with the price ranges they were showing me!
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I had to stop clicking on the ads bc as innocent as they would look I GUESSSSS they just assumed I was independently wealthy using hundos as tissues with the price ranges they were showing me!
That’s terrible lighting for him 🤣 how soon before they just dip him in concealer every day
November 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
That’s terrible lighting for him 🤣 how soon before they just dip him in concealer every day
They’ve become so disappointing
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They’ve become so disappointing
Pay Per View that goes to the national debt
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pay Per View that goes to the national debt
I’m thinking of that John Oliver compilation of Ted doing a ridiculous amount of impressions
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m thinking of that John Oliver compilation of Ted doing a ridiculous amount of impressions
So he admits I have the right to housing
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So he admits I have the right to housing
:slowly starts sticking tongue out: 👀
November 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
:slowly starts sticking tongue out: 👀
Sir she booped the last dwarf
November 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Sir she booped the last dwarf
Let’s be real, the AI is conflating the Sally Field moment with “Not Like Us”
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Let’s be real, the AI is conflating the Sally Field moment with “Not Like Us”
i'm sorry as a chronically online millennial i have to point out the "don't dead open inside" of "fighting pushing back forward" (ily kat)
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i'm sorry as a chronically online millennial i have to point out the "don't dead open inside" of "fighting pushing back forward" (ily kat)
Makes me think of this bit from Family Guy 😂
November 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Makes me think of this bit from Family Guy 😂
The ones I’ve interacted with for the most part have. But the ones my age are getting better
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
The ones I’ve interacted with for the most part have. But the ones my age are getting better
at this point i think it should be a requirement to shop for your own groceries at least once a month if you want to be elected to office
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 PM
at this point i think it should be a requirement to shop for your own groceries at least once a month if you want to be elected to office
Yeah where’s that fucking “taxes on a postcard” we were promised from them years ago?
November 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yeah where’s that fucking “taxes on a postcard” we were promised from them years ago?
The seven foot tall comms director of Bsky
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The seven foot tall comms director of Bsky