Sir she booped the last dwarf

Makes me think of this bit from Family Guy 😂

Still have this banger 😭

“Cowboy metallic blue…do you have the pants?!”

If you sell weed in this kind of packaging, you are the problem. Stop. This is how we get those stories about five kids at an elementary school getting *poisoned* because they find a bag like this on the ground (just like I did walking the dog this morning)

It works for both!

@chicagocta.bsky.social da fuq is this??

Did someone forget to switch accounts or does @chuckschumer.com and his communications team actually think this is effective...at all?

Companies, hire back the bag seal machine employees that knew how to calibrate things. Because what is the deal with sealing the bag all the way and having a useless “tear here” notch? These are Pretzel Crisps but it’s happening everywhere.