Brandalf the Blonde
@xb0shi3x.bsky.social
Twitch, Cosplayer, Foster MILF, Video Gamer, Hockey, Beer, Vinyl/Music, Ttrpger, Tiefling Warlock, "Dominatrix of Whatever." - Ed Greenwood she/her Business email: xb0shi3x@gmail.com
Just Sunday things.
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just Sunday things.
I will kiss you in the morning and before you shut your eyes. I will hold you when you're laughing,even closer when you cry, and every dream you ever dream, I'll do my best to help come true. 'Cause love is a thing you do.
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I will kiss you in the morning and before you shut your eyes. I will hold you when you're laughing,even closer when you cry, and every dream you ever dream, I'll do my best to help come true. 'Cause love is a thing you do.
I notice I haven't posted since March of last year. Dad passed that April. My heart's still fully broken and I don't think it will ever be repaired.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
August 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I notice I haven't posted since March of last year. Dad passed that April. My heart's still fully broken and I don't think it will ever be repaired.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Ran out of space on my phone and haven't had this app in awhile.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
August 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ran out of space on my phone and haven't had this app in awhile.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
But they're never so blue as when I let them cry.
March 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
But they're never so blue as when I let them cry.
Who wants to experience my life? Let's game.
March 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Who wants to experience my life? Let's game.
Oh yeah, after 3 (almost) years, as a foster milf... I got promoted. Officially adopted. ❤️
January 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Oh yeah, after 3 (almost) years, as a foster milf... I got promoted. Officially adopted. ❤️
Extra as hell as a mom, but I did not adopt my Frost Giant to give him a lame ass boring life.
January 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Extra as hell as a mom, but I did not adopt my Frost Giant to give him a lame ass boring life.
Behold! My first 3D print. Isn't she beautiful?! She is clearly the most majestic cat in all the land.
January 3, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Behold! My first 3D print. Isn't she beautiful?! She is clearly the most majestic cat in all the land.
All about thriftmas this year, cause I'm broke af. Thrifted some cute glasses from goodwill to make candles that smell like a lovely vanilla caramel coffee. Bonus, when you're done with your candles, cute glasses! 25cents each.
December 11, 2023 at 1:38 PM
All about thriftmas this year, cause I'm broke af. Thrifted some cute glasses from goodwill to make candles that smell like a lovely vanilla caramel coffee. Bonus, when you're done with your candles, cute glasses! 25cents each.
Goodnight, Blue Sky, I hope your dreams are sweet.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
December 4, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Goodnight, Blue Sky, I hope your dreams are sweet.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
So, uh, GenZ baddies... How are we supposed to hide our massive foreheads if our hair isn't defying physics and is parted down the middle?
December 2, 2023 at 8:42 PM
So, uh, GenZ baddies... How are we supposed to hide our massive foreheads if our hair isn't defying physics and is parted down the middle?
I got into the Nightingale beta and I haven't been able to play, send help. 😭
November 5, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I got into the Nightingale beta and I haven't been able to play, send help. 😭
Found my Jack hat, feeling cute. 🎃
October 29, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Found my Jack hat, feeling cute. 🎃
Took some much needed me time to see The Used and Sleeping With Sirens.
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
September 24, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Took some much needed me time to see The Used and Sleeping With Sirens.
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
If I am MIA it's cause I have 76 hours this week and I am barely functioning.
September 14, 2023 at 4:56 PM
If I am MIA it's cause I have 76 hours this week and I am barely functioning.
Just got home from work! Ask me about behavioral interventions.
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
September 6, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Just got home from work! Ask me about behavioral interventions.
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
When photos are done, and I can eat all the snacky snacks again. Nom.
September 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
When photos are done, and I can eat all the snacky snacks again. Nom.
DON'T TOUCH MY DRUMSET!
Shout out to these sticks I've had since junior high/highschool.
Shout out to these sticks I've had since junior high/highschool.
September 5, 2023 at 1:00 AM
DON'T TOUCH MY DRUMSET!
Shout out to these sticks I've had since junior high/highschool.
Shout out to these sticks I've had since junior high/highschool.
You belong among the wildflowers. You belong in a boat out at sea. Sail away, kill off the hours. You belong somewhere you feel free.
September 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
You belong among the wildflowers. You belong in a boat out at sea. Sail away, kill off the hours. You belong somewhere you feel free.
Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover.
Me emo soul.
Me emo soul.
September 3, 2023 at 12:36 AM
Drop a picture of you that could be an album cover.
Me emo soul.
Me emo soul.
I sometimes get black eyes at work, so I improvised for my monthly cosplay tier. 🤣🤷🏼♀️
Pretty cosplay is lovely, but messy is my favorite.
Pretty cosplay is lovely, but messy is my favorite.
August 29, 2023 at 1:56 AM
I sometimes get black eyes at work, so I improvised for my monthly cosplay tier. 🤣🤷🏼♀️
Pretty cosplay is lovely, but messy is my favorite.
Pretty cosplay is lovely, but messy is my favorite.
Reskeet with a picture and your age.
33 😘
33 😘
August 27, 2023 at 6:59 PM
Reskeet with a picture and your age.
33 😘
33 😘
Friendly reminder to pack your travel sized Elven Sages.
They're very resilient, you can pretty much pack them in whatever is most convenient.
They're very resilient, you can pretty much pack them in whatever is most convenient.
August 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Friendly reminder to pack your travel sized Elven Sages.
They're very resilient, you can pretty much pack them in whatever is most convenient.
They're very resilient, you can pretty much pack them in whatever is most convenient.
Been stuck home too long and I'm now having an existential crisis on if I was a "Cucumber Melon 90s girl or Love Spell 90s girl." Probably why I can't identify with shit. Decisions are IMPOSSIBLE.
August 24, 2023 at 2:05 PM
Been stuck home too long and I'm now having an existential crisis on if I was a "Cucumber Melon 90s girl or Love Spell 90s girl." Probably why I can't identify with shit. Decisions are IMPOSSIBLE.