Brandalf the Blonde
@xb0shi3x.bsky.social
Twitch, Cosplayer, Foster MILF, Video Gamer, Hockey, Beer, Vinyl/Music, Ttrpger, Tiefling Warlock, "Dominatrix of Whatever." - Ed Greenwood she/her Business email: xb0shi3x@gmail.com
Just Sunday things.
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just Sunday things.
I will kiss you in the morning and before you shut your eyes. I will hold you when you're laughing,even closer when you cry, and every dream you ever dream, I'll do my best to help come true. 'Cause love is a thing you do.
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I will kiss you in the morning and before you shut your eyes. I will hold you when you're laughing,even closer when you cry, and every dream you ever dream, I'll do my best to help come true. 'Cause love is a thing you do.
I notice I haven't posted since March of last year. Dad passed that April. My heart's still fully broken and I don't think it will ever be repaired.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
August 15, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I notice I haven't posted since March of last year. Dad passed that April. My heart's still fully broken and I don't think it will ever be repaired.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Here's a pic of my pep band ass with my parents. Dad was a percussionist, too.
Sorry my chicken dick wasn't present.
Ran out of space on my phone and haven't had this app in awhile.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
August 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ran out of space on my phone and haven't had this app in awhile.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
Here's my goopy eye.
Hi.
But they're never so blue as when I let them cry.
March 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
But they're never so blue as when I let them cry.
Who wants to experience my life? Let's game.
March 12, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Who wants to experience my life? Let's game.
Been a terrible six weeks with a very sick father, I've missed you all.
Still very critical.
But, I have played my first game of Fortnite. The nephew convinced me.
Be my friend, add "xb0tatOchipx"
And use code XB0SHI3X for your forks and knives needs in game!
Still very critical.
But, I have played my first game of Fortnite. The nephew convinced me.
Be my friend, add "xb0tatOchipx"
And use code XB0SHI3X for your forks and knives needs in game!
March 12, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Been a terrible six weeks with a very sick father, I've missed you all.
Still very critical.
But, I have played my first game of Fortnite. The nephew convinced me.
Be my friend, add "xb0tatOchipx"
And use code XB0SHI3X for your forks and knives needs in game!
Still very critical.
But, I have played my first game of Fortnite. The nephew convinced me.
Be my friend, add "xb0tatOchipx"
And use code XB0SHI3X for your forks and knives needs in game!
Oh yeah, after 3 (almost) years, as a foster milf... I got promoted. Officially adopted. ❤️
January 6, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Oh yeah, after 3 (almost) years, as a foster milf... I got promoted. Officially adopted. ❤️
Extra as hell as a mom, but I did not adopt my Frost Giant to give him a lame ass boring life.
January 6, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Extra as hell as a mom, but I did not adopt my Frost Giant to give him a lame ass boring life.
Behold! My first 3D print. Isn't she beautiful?! She is clearly the most majestic cat in all the land.
January 3, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Behold! My first 3D print. Isn't she beautiful?! She is clearly the most majestic cat in all the land.
All about thriftmas this year, cause I'm broke af. Thrifted some cute glasses from goodwill to make candles that smell like a lovely vanilla caramel coffee. Bonus, when you're done with your candles, cute glasses! 25cents each.
December 11, 2023 at 1:38 PM
All about thriftmas this year, cause I'm broke af. Thrifted some cute glasses from goodwill to make candles that smell like a lovely vanilla caramel coffee. Bonus, when you're done with your candles, cute glasses! 25cents each.
If you need me, I'll be watching my seasonal comfort movie (Love Actually), pretending I don't exist.
December 10, 2023 at 7:52 PM
If you need me, I'll be watching my seasonal comfort movie (Love Actually), pretending I don't exist.
Goodnight, Blue Sky, I hope your dreams are sweet.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
December 4, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Goodnight, Blue Sky, I hope your dreams are sweet.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
P.S. I had horrible nightmares last night and my Fitbit thought I was working out.
So, uh, GenZ baddies... How are we supposed to hide our massive foreheads if our hair isn't defying physics and is parted down the middle?
December 2, 2023 at 8:42 PM
So, uh, GenZ baddies... How are we supposed to hide our massive foreheads if our hair isn't defying physics and is parted down the middle?
I got into the Nightingale beta and I haven't been able to play, send help. 😭
November 5, 2023 at 1:41 PM
I got into the Nightingale beta and I haven't been able to play, send help. 😭
Found my Jack hat, feeling cute. 🎃
October 29, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Found my Jack hat, feeling cute. 🎃
If Columbus was wrong, I'd drive straight off the edge...
October 20, 2023 at 12:52 AM
If Columbus was wrong, I'd drive straight off the edge...
Phone lost a battle with a cooler of ice water, miss me?
October 7, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Phone lost a battle with a cooler of ice water, miss me?
Took some much needed me time to see The Used and Sleeping With Sirens.
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
September 24, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Took some much needed me time to see The Used and Sleeping With Sirens.
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
IT WAS NEVER A PHASE!!!
If I am MIA it's cause I have 76 hours this week and I am barely functioning.
September 14, 2023 at 4:56 PM
If I am MIA it's cause I have 76 hours this week and I am barely functioning.
73Hrs at work this week, and I am already so wrecked. All I want is one day in bed pretending I don't exist.
September 13, 2023 at 12:22 PM
73Hrs at work this week, and I am already so wrecked. All I want is one day in bed pretending I don't exist.
60+ hour work week finally over. Now to relax... or at least work from home.
September 10, 2023 at 2:00 AM
60+ hour work week finally over. Now to relax... or at least work from home.
Honestly, why isn't there a Land Before Time MMORPG? I am old. I just want to be super tall, eat tree stars, and occasionally foster sharp tooth babies.
September 6, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Honestly, why isn't there a Land Before Time MMORPG? I am old. I just want to be super tall, eat tree stars, and occasionally foster sharp tooth babies.
Just got home from work! Ask me about behavioral interventions.
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
September 6, 2023 at 1:22 AM
Just got home from work! Ask me about behavioral interventions.
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
Jks. Want to see my butt?
Wondering if this will be labeled "suggestive content" which is apparently my brand. 🤣
When photos are done, and I can eat all the snacky snacks again. Nom.
September 5, 2023 at 7:17 PM
When photos are done, and I can eat all the snacky snacks again. Nom.