@xavier-nicollet.bsky.social
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If it’s fucking raining and everyone says it’s fucking raining and the meteorologists say it’s fucking raining and you’re out there in the rain getting fucking wet and someone tells you it’s not raining, that doesn’t make them a “wet weather skeptic” it makes them a fucking idiot
August 6, 2025 at 8:42 AM
If it’s fucking raining and everyone says it’s fucking raining and the meteorologists say it’s fucking raining and you’re out there in the rain getting fucking wet and someone tells you it’s not raining, that doesn’t make them a “wet weather skeptic” it makes them a fucking idiot
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Why does x86 have so many instructions?
Because having too few would be too RISC-y.
Because having too few would be too RISC-y.
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Why does x86 have so many instructions?
Because having too few would be too RISC-y.
Because having too few would be too RISC-y.
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![3-panel comic. (1) PERSON WITH SHORT HAIR to Person 2: Shining laser pointers at planes is a federal crime. It’s incredibly dangerous. PERSON 2: Oh, because it can blind the pilot? SHORT HAIR: That’s one reason… (2) [Laser pointed at flying airplane] (3) [Cat close to the size of the plane pouncing on airplane and taking it down]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicdr4m3a7s2i232wlvcu7dkwytnrh3tlqfbojtmyg3pzr7a6ibxra@jpeg)
July 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Customers: We want a faster horse
Henry Ford: Ah. In fact—
Kubernetes: Let me stop you right there. What you really need is 1000 horses that die randomly
Henry Ford: Ah. In fact—
Kubernetes: Let me stop you right there. What you really need is 1000 horses that die randomly
June 12, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Customers: We want a faster horse
Henry Ford: Ah. In fact—
Kubernetes: Let me stop you right there. What you really need is 1000 horses that die randomly
Henry Ford: Ah. In fact—
Kubernetes: Let me stop you right there. What you really need is 1000 horses that die randomly
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JURASSIC PARK was released 32 years ago today. Also, Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale about how you compensate IT staff :P
June 12, 2025 at 4:05 AM
JURASSIC PARK was released 32 years ago today. Also, Jurassic Park is a cautionary tale about how you compensate IT staff :P
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Retombé dessus, ça marche toujours
May 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Retombé dessus, ça marche toujours
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Hah... ChatGPT o3 thinking:
"I'll follow system rules by confirming the user's location even though I already know it."
"I'll follow system rules by confirming the user's location even though I already know it."
May 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Hah... ChatGPT o3 thinking:
"I'll follow system rules by confirming the user's location even though I already know it."
"I'll follow system rules by confirming the user's location even though I already know it."
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i do not care about Skynet
i care about every middle school boy having access to a "make porn of my classmates" button
i care about renting an army of GPUs to spam someone's social media with personalized harassment
i care about retirees getting fake FaceTime calls from their grandchildren
i care about every middle school boy having access to a "make porn of my classmates" button
i care about renting an army of GPUs to spam someone's social media with personalized harassment
i care about retirees getting fake FaceTime calls from their grandchildren
May 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
i do not care about Skynet
i care about every middle school boy having access to a "make porn of my classmates" button
i care about renting an army of GPUs to spam someone's social media with personalized harassment
i care about retirees getting fake FaceTime calls from their grandchildren
i care about every middle school boy having access to a "make porn of my classmates" button
i care about renting an army of GPUs to spam someone's social media with personalized harassment
i care about retirees getting fake FaceTime calls from their grandchildren
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you might miss on some good candidates with such a gatekeeping
May 16, 2025 at 1:54 PM
you might miss on some good candidates with such a gatekeeping
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April 11, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Ces sanctions d'une extreme sévérité rétabliront la confiance publique dans la probité de nos élus.
Le mélenchoniste est coupable d’avoir acheté de la drogue avec son enveloppe parlementaire, tandis que sa collègue lepéniste l’a utilisée pour des dépenses personnelles. https://l.lefigaro.fr/uju
May 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Ces sanctions d'une extreme sévérité rétabliront la confiance publique dans la probité de nos élus.
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A headline or more like a prophecy from 1953.
May 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A headline or more like a prophecy from 1953.
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"If you want to prompt ChatGPT 40 times, you can just stop your shower 1 second early."
"If I choose not to take a flight to Europe, I save 3,500,000 ChatGPT searches. this is like stopping more than 7 people from searching ChatGPT for their entire lives."
"If I choose not to take a flight to Europe, I save 3,500,000 ChatGPT searches. this is like stopping more than 7 people from searching ChatGPT for their entire lives."
April 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"If you want to prompt ChatGPT 40 times, you can just stop your shower 1 second early."
"If I choose not to take a flight to Europe, I save 3,500,000 ChatGPT searches. this is like stopping more than 7 people from searching ChatGPT for their entire lives."
"If I choose not to take a flight to Europe, I save 3,500,000 ChatGPT searches. this is like stopping more than 7 people from searching ChatGPT for their entire lives."
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This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
April 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
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Lmao. I can't stop laughing at this stupid meme.. just sharing for lulz
March 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Lmao. I can't stop laughing at this stupid meme.. just sharing for lulz
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There is some truth to this, especially when the recruiter asks if you are still interested four years later. Lmao. I've remembered all ghosting. 😥😏🤬
March 10, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There is some truth to this, especially when the recruiter asks if you are still interested four years later. Lmao. I've remembered all ghosting. 😥😏🤬
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How to read software developer job Ad
March 2, 2025 at 11:48 PM
How to read software developer job Ad
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Un père poursuivi pour avoir frappé sa fille de 17 ans à coups de ceinturon, qui reconnait les faits, mais est-ce aussi simple que ça ? La réponse est : jamais, et ici encore moins.
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Coups de ceinturon et douleurs profondes : un père frappe sa fille sur un coup de colère
Devant le tribunal correctionnel de Paris, un père de famille comparait pour avoir frappé sa fille à coup de ceinture. Il évoque un accès de colère quand il l'a découverte sous l'emprise de stupéfiant...
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February 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Un père poursuivi pour avoir frappé sa fille de 17 ans à coups de ceinturon, qui reconnait les faits, mais est-ce aussi simple que ça ? La réponse est : jamais, et ici encore moins.
Dans le prétoire, par
@jpdeniau.bsky.social
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A écouter et méditer.
Dans le prétoire, par
@jpdeniau.bsky.social
www.radiofrance.fr/franceinter/...
A écouter et méditer.