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Anyway…
Hopefully you guys used your hands to explain that to him.
November 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The leg for sure. That rubbery, stringy tendon makes me 🤮
November 13, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If he gets into a squabble, those tight ass pants are splitting for sure.
November 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
The pointy part of his head is probably like that soft spot that babies have. So, yeah, I believe you could kick his ass.
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
That alt text 😬😁😂🤣🤣😂
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Listen, anytime somebody says “touch me again” at that volume, it's time to leave. It's his own fault that he got dropped.
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Damn, Variety clearly don't have any black writers on staff. They don't even have a cool white dude who had dreadlocks in college. Embarrassing.
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I have a couple of frozen chicken fettuccine Alfredo dinners in the freezer that I'm terrified of. 😬
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I noticed the same thing.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
He was embarrassed that he missed that first step so he faked a seizure.
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The fact that I was able to decipher that so quickly tells me that I need to reevaluate my life choices.
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM