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WTF is happening here? Orange Taint is gazing up at Mamdani like he's a Big Mac extra value meal.
Picture of Mamdani and tRump in the Oval Office. Donald is gazing up at Mamdani like he loves him or something. It's weird.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Who among us hasnt googled "zip ties near me."?
Skeletor. Text reads WAT
November 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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I think the fuck not Mr. Peacock.
Screenshot of email from Peacock streaming TV service: peacock: Your Premium Annual Plan Will Renew Soon and We've Updated Our Prices We hope you're enjoying Peacock! We wanted to let you know that we're changing the prices of Peacock annual plans as follows: • Premium Annual from $79.99 to $109.99 • Premium Plus Annual from $139.99 to $169.99 All prices do not include applicable taxes. Prices for any add-ons, such as a Regional Sports Network, will remain the same. Your annual Peacock plan will auto-renew on 11/28/25 for 1 year at $109.99 plus applicable taxes unless you cancel before that date. If vou are currently on an offer.
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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This is why soccer is so entertaining. In what other sport do matches get interrupted due to “spectators riots” 🤣🤣
Screenshot of a soccer score showing Odense losing to Bromdby 0-3. The match has been interrupted due to spectators riots.
October 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Hoping this crew shows up at one of the #NoKings rallies today.
October 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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😂😂😂😂😂
Screenshot of Google AI response: Al Overview Unfortunately, there are no official statistics that track how many times a player's helmet has flown off during a swing.
October 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Get rid of cable, they said. You'll save money, they said.
Michael Scott from The Office making an, “oh my god, I have explosive diarrhea!” face. Text reads: When You Cut the Cord but End Up with 7 Different Streaming Bills
October 7, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Read this.
Snippet of an article Mastadon. It reads: “You are atproto's 'brand ambassadors', to use something of a greasy phrase, and right now you're telling large numbers of people: atproto isn't for you; it's made by and for people who view you with contempt. What you're going to drive users towards is not alternate decentralized app views, relays, or labelers. You're driving them towards Threads. You're driving them to go back to the fediverse, if they can deal with that. You're driving them to quit social media entirely and retreat into more private forms of online communication. The more you do this, the less valuable and worthwhile it is to build on the at protocol. If I were a developer on Northsky social, I'd be watching all this with dismay. When that project finally launches a widely available app view, who's going to be left on Bluesky who wants to switch over?”
October 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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“It’s been awhile since he's seen a whole that big.” 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty woman wearing a purple sweatshirt that reads “MIND ALTERING” on the front. She's also reading a book. Perhaps, the Bible. It doesn't matter. What matters is, she's pretty.
October 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Tfw you find the most comfortable spot in the bed only to realize that you have no idea where the remote is.
Comedian Kevin Hart on stage with a mic in his hand
September 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Post a picture of Vince that isn’t Vince #BB27
Muppet hobo wearing a green beanie
September 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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Ashley is all of us. #BB27
Ava from #BB27 eating a piece of steak like a person who just learned how to use a fork and knife. Ashley from #BB27 staring, in amazement, at Ava as she eats her piece of steak.
September 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Damn, the Royals lit Scherzer up tonight. He didn't even make it out of the first inning. Current score: #MLB #Sportsball
Screenshot of baseball scoreboard showing KC Royals beating the Blue Jays 20-1.
September 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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This is who Morgan is twisting herself into knots over #BB27
Image of Vince from BB27. He's a sad, cowardly, whiny little weasel. We hate him.
September 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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Ava’s fall off is worse than Mickey’s. She is gonna be so surprised when Rachel fans are like #BB27
Cartoon of four girls with caption: “Come outside, we not gonna jump you!”
September 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Our girl is exhausted after working overtime to save Rachel. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #BB27
Ashley from BB27 sleeping on a couch.
August 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Having sour Skittles for the first time
Kombucha girl meme
August 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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When you ask for a Coke and they ask, “is Pepsi okay?” #BB27
August 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Vince’ new beanie look is giving hipster hobo vibes #BB27
Hobo muppet looking drunk
August 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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The Rachel Reilly Brigade when Mickey walks out that door #BB27
Cartoon with four diverse girls. Caption: “Come outside, we not gonna jump you.”
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I'm still pissed off about this. She didn't even try to tilt her head back, so you know there was backwash. Nasty piece of work. #BB27
Mickey from BB27 drinking from a shared bottle of lemonade, then putting it back in the fridge.
August 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Oh hell no! I hit that “retake” button so fast. #BB27
Photo of Mickey from BB27
August 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Image of Ava from Big Brother 27 smirking.
August 15, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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Louise has seen way too much. #BB27
Screenshot from Big Brother 27 showing all 4 cams, two showing kitchen oven, other two showing Loiuse, the ceramic cat.
August 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Confused toddler face
August 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM