Normal Guy
xandeaux.bsky.social
Normal Guy
@xandeaux.bsky.social
I like bikes and trains
all I want for Christmas is a Pere Ubu Labubu
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
my therapist: the Vladimir Putin road isn't real. He can't hurt you
me: *sees this ahead of me driving home*
December 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
epstein email logs: thnaks for all the heinous cirmes yuo organized with your best friend Donald Trump!

my email logs: anyone know what kind of bird this is
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Would buy this
I was DMing with a seller on Etsy and she said she could do my logo on the hats so I sent her the logo and she was like sounds good place the order, I'll put the logo on them.

I placed the order and in the area where you write the text you want on the hat I wrote "see DM".
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
can’t think of one sorry
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
what if Trump disappears for a few days each month because it's the full moon and he's a werewolf?
October 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
tired: President Gavin Newsom
inspired: President Joanna Newsom
August 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
hont dog and fench fry’s
August 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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I will not play grand theft auto because it perpetuates car culture :/
May 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Oh it’s the bad kind of 420 here
January 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Bummer that I still haven’t ridden the new Metro rolling stock, despite being such a good boy this year
December 27, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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My theory of everything for the US incapacity of building stuff is that you folks have reached a level of wealth where there are too many individuals with very high disposable incomes, too much time in their hands and no real purpose in life, so they do CEQA lawsuits for a hobby.
December 24, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I see so many new homes in LA have these huge windows like in NZ (usually inoperable) and wonder how hot they get without incredibly powerful HVAC.

www.1news.co.nz/2024/12/15/a...
'A sauna without the fun': Calls grow for action on overheating townhouses
Some Kiwis are recording indoor temperatures over 50C and fear it'll only get worse as summer rolls on.
www.1news.co.nz
December 16, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Fyi most local governments are not set up for this in the US. Our in-house engineers often play the role of grant/contract managers as we farm out the work to consultants, essentially paying twice for the same expertise
"A pipeline of projects enables investment in state capacity. Madrid built the necessary state capacity to deliver the project, with experienced engineers & managers working in-house to deliver the technical design & oversee construction" worksinprogress.co/issue/how-ma... @rainerkattel.bsky.social
How Madrid built its metro cheaply - Works in Progress
Madrid tripled the length of its metro system in just 12 years — faster and cheaper than almost any other city in the world. What can its expansion teach other cities?
worksinprogress.co
December 7, 2024 at 6:04 PM
tsunami warnings getting cancelled today… due to woke
December 5, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Zillow home listings should have a comment section so you can hate on the absurd prices people try selling awful homes for
December 5, 2024 at 5:23 PM
my Spotify wrapped told me that I am very handsome and very good at all the things
December 4, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Gonna delete my twitter account, so I wanted to preserve the only tweets of mine that garnered more than 2 likes since they're funny
December 3, 2024 at 9:01 PM
can we get a “hell yeah” in the chat going
December 1, 2024 at 11:54 PM
Can’t think of one sorry
Give me your hottest urbanist hot takes
November 27, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Automated elevated light metro along Santa Monica Blvd from the beach to DTLA via Silver Lake and Echo Park
Great news! An eccentric billionaire just gave your city 50% of its annual revenue to spend on one capital project. What do you spend it on?
November 25, 2024 at 4:17 PM
maybe I should transform my account into one of those K-pop fandom posting accounts, but for Big Thief
November 15, 2024 at 5:15 PM
So cruel to see the LAX people mover station (with a train!) and not be able to ride it yet
November 11, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Magdalena Bay’s latest album sounds like it takes place inside a Sega Dreamcast
October 4, 2024 at 7:15 PM