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Xalqee
@xalqee.bsky.social
The Cake is a Lie
Out for a leisurely stroll outside my hotel and I’m visually assaulted with caulk and balls
October 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Age Verification: I used to use one of these.
September 15, 2025 at 1:47 PM
July 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
June 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I’m not sure I want to read that last message because you know what they say…the devil’s in the details
May 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I had an argument with ChatGPT, I won
March 1, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Welll, maybe not the 360, not the best hardware, I burned through 3 of them because of…
February 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Not to brag, but I’m pretty popular with girls nicknamed Alex on this site.
January 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Nobody:
December 29, 2024 at 11:21 PM
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Prolapse Oranges
November 27, 2024 at 1:33 AM
In the middle of my game? I think all be alright 🤞
August 13, 2024 at 12:16 AM