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(Es|En) Keep on keeping on // Socially awkward and awkwardly social // I hope we're having mashed potatoes
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Xalo Asensio @xaloasensio.bsky.social · Sep 1
I hope we're having mashed potatoes :)
Picture of an opossum, seemingly smiling, next to a plate with caption: I hope we're having mashed potatoes
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draketheroux.bsky.social
3rd times the charm! Here's another dub!🐺🏥🐑
May 16, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A wolf disguised as a sheep with a yellow ribbon is standing before a few other sheep. He has the hood of the costume off, revealing that he's a wolf. He's asking, "Now that you see that I'm different from you all ... can we still be friends?" Panel 2: The sheep are mumbling among themselves, trying to decide what to do. Panel 3: One of the sheep has a wide-eyed revelation and says "THE ELDER!" Panel 4: The sheep talk off-panel, saying "That's right, we should as The Elder!" and "The Elder!" and "Let's ask The Elder!" The wolf has an air of innocent confusion, asking "who's the elder?" Panel 5: One of the sheep is leading the wolf by the shoulders through the woods and into a clearing. Panel 6: In the clearing is The Elder, who is an elephant and has maybe the worst sheep disguise yet. It's literally 3 pieces of wool strapped around him, one on his back, one on his belly, and one on his head. The one on the head also has fake sheep ears, despite his actual ears being massive because he's an elephant.
May 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
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May 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man looks at a newspaper with the headline "Fed OKs Disney-Reality Merger" and says "Dang, DIsney finally merged with reality itself. A woman says "that means everything has the potential to be in Kingdom Hearts. They hear an ominous GAAWRSH on the wind and look over their shoulders in sheer terror. Behind them they see Donald, Sora and Goofy, in the flesh, with dead, vacant expressions. Sora swings his keyblade into the man's face with a satisfying SCHUNK. Blood flies everywhere. The man's braindead expression indicate he has been killed instantly. The woman shrieks a silent shriek.
April 27, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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ratsquinks.bsky.social
I don't think my new work supervisor knows what she's doing but at least she's cute
yuzu the black hooded rat standing on her hind legs on her owners knee at a desk and leaning up curiously looking towards a computer screen
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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spicymochi.bsky.social
Pup star and kitty
Illustration of a puppy and a cat wearing star-shaped hats
April 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
Ben Starr mijito rico

Me hackearon
April 11, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
your honor, can we break for recess? my client is gettin the zoomies
April 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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sirjoancornella.bsky.social
March 30, 2025 at 11:01 AM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
Los verdaderos limones que te da la vida son los amigos que hicimos en el camino ☺️
March 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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theburpman.bsky.social
Gracias internet, me acaban de hacer mierda Suikoden para siempre
March 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
March 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A man goes up to a another man with an eyepatch and says "if you don't mind me asking, how did you lose your eye?" The eyepatch man thinks to himself and recalls the events. An earlier version of him in a thought bubble is on the floor in the with his knees hiked up above his head. His says "I'm gonna do it. I'm finally gonna suck my oen dick." He then sticks his dick in his eye and shotus "AUGGH! I missed!" He points to the first man and says "I do mind you asking."
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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ftk-artist.bsky.social
Spider has Smiling Friends timing.
perduboo.bsky.social cedric @perduboo.bsky.social · Jan 15
this is a wolf spider with a trapdoor burrow. leave him be
March 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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doodlelotl.bsky.social
dandelion
February 26, 2025 at 9:42 AM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
Oh, ctm. Creo que nunca me había sentido tan vivo como ahora.

Puedo pensar muy claramente. Puedo sentir, muy claramente.

Por fin sé qué es lo que quiero en la vida. Por fin sé como debo hacer las cosas.

Y tengo mucha gente a quién agradecer por esto 💖
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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ratsquinks.bsky.social
cartoon animal that I live with
ponzu the black rat poking her head through a hole in a box. The lighting on her eyes makes gives her a cartoonist evil look
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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hotpaper.bsky.social
some say boobs are better some say ass is better real one know police have a harder time responding to several smaller protests happening at once rather than a single big one
February 2, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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kekeflipnote.bsky.social
Snoopy vibing 💙
January 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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datcravat.bsky.social
GRAVITY RUSH
Fanart of Kay from Gravity Rush. She's floating against a turquoise sky, looking directly at the camera, with the silhouette of an upside-down city behind her. Close to her is also the silhouette of a distant tree. In the foreground floating with her is a red apple.
January 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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natemorebikes.bsky.social
January 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
Ayer tomé en brazos un gatito shico muy shico, lo amé muchoooooo 😭😭😭😭😭
January 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
I'm doing my part
January 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
who's gonna call
January 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
xaloasensio.bsky.social
Ando felí ☺️
January 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM