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Laszlo Xalieri
@xalieri.bsky.social
Writer. Author. On a first-name basis with my demons.
July 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka.
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
June 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Service members: There's help if you want it.
June 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
[random Tamarian* voice]: Carney, fourth-walling it from You-Know-Where.

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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
New passport obtained.

Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.

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1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not smoking anything illegal, I swear. It's just smoldering insulation trying to hold back the rage.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Not a gator.
March 6, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Storytime.
February 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Burn off that fidgety nerve-noise until only stillness is left.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Lovely. America's own Ra's al-Fhul is involved in interfering in the duties of our elected legislators.

Triple Canopy is part of the new-name-every-week Blackwater private military that Erik Prince keeps on the board everywhere his filthy fingers try to get a grip.

#USPOL #UScoup
February 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Look at this beautiful terrible thing.
February 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The struggle is real.

[Source: www.oglaf.com/suggestionbox/ WARNING: other comics at this site may be FAR too raunchy for standard office/school/home-with-underage-children viewing]
February 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I guess everyone fell asleep during Ben Stein's lecture in “Ferris Bueller's Day Off” … except a HUGE number of hedge funds managers.
February 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Clutter containment.
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Work(ing) boots.
January 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Poor thing's been through hell. Time to put it back on, though?
January 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I've seen that tic before.
January 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Not cool enough for Spotify Wrapped, sorry.

Still scrobble to Last.FM whilst playing non-streamed music files from from local storage on my WinAmp clone, though...
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Meanwhile, over on Faceboot:
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Light a taper made from rancid human tallow poured into a cigar wrapper if you have one and pray along with me.
November 8, 2024 at 1:06 PM
Oddly evocative typo.
October 29, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Fellow humanoids, I love writing that experimental fiction stuff. But it's fairly obv that nobody else loves that I love writing that experimental fiction stuff. 'Tsokay. I have fun.

(Intrigued? Hit up l.xal.li/KOFI-ALG and see what it's about.)

#Writing #Fiction #WeirdLit #SF #EBook #DirtCheap
October 6, 2024 at 9:17 AM
"WELCOME TO OCTOBER COUNTRY" SALE!

The House of Forbidden Knowledge!

NEW PRICE: $2 at l.xal.li/XALFIC !

#EBook #Fiction #Horror #AcademicHorror #DarkAcademia #WeirdLit #CosmicHorror
October 6, 2024 at 12:02 AM