Laszlo Xalieri
@xalieri.bsky.social
Writer. Author. On a first-name basis with my demons.
July 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Witness the birth of a new martial art suitable for the undead of all kinds!
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Lurchcraft
Witness the birth of a new martial art based on necromantic principles, suitable for undead creatures of all kinds!
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July 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Witness the birth of a new martial art suitable for the undead of all kinds!
thofk.substack.com/p/lurchcraft
thofk.substack.com/p/lurchcraft
If you're missing the subtle powers of 𝘂𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻 for the 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗲 browser, I have a little recipe for you to follow:
chromewebstore.google.com/support/5b77...
chromewebstore.google.com/support/5b77...
axo tio's support issue
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July 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
If you're missing the subtle powers of 𝘂𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗢𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗶𝗻 for the 𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗺𝗲 browser, I have a little recipe for you to follow:
chromewebstore.google.com/support/5b77...
chromewebstore.google.com/support/5b77...
Scientists link a number of autism-spectrum-related genes to preserved sequences in Neanderthal DNA.
Given that the acceptability of concentration camps has already been established, I'm certain you can predict what comes next.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Given that the acceptability of concentration camps has already been established, I'm certain you can predict what comes next.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Enrichment of a subset of Neanderthal polymorphisms in autistic probands and siblings - Molecular Psychiatry
Molecular Psychiatry - Enrichment of a subset of Neanderthal polymorphisms in autistic probands and siblings
www.nature.com
July 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Scientists link a number of autism-spectrum-related genes to preserved sequences in Neanderthal DNA.
Given that the acceptability of concentration camps has already been established, I'm certain you can predict what comes next.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Given that the acceptability of concentration camps has already been established, I'm certain you can predict what comes next.
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka.
July 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Happy Birthday, Franz Kafka.
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
June 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME
Service members: There's help if you want it.
June 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Service members: There's help if you want it.
Obviously what we need is more cheerful music for modern times.
#ContemporaryCannibalism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuP...
#ContemporaryCannibalism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuP...
[MARETU] ビノミ (Binomi/Binomial/Taste of Beauty) ft. 初音ミク English Subs.
YouTube video by Sakura Vik-P
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June 8, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Obviously what we need is more cheerful music for modern times.
#ContemporaryCannibalism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuP...
#ContemporaryCannibalism
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbuP...
If you have bets riding on this game, here's the Vatican Conclave Chimney livestream:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpM...
WATCH LIVE: View of the Chimney Sistine Chapel Smoke Cam During Vatican Conclave | New Pope | N18G
YouTube video by CNBC-TV18
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May 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you have bets riding on this game, here's the Vatican Conclave Chimney livestream:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpM...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=txpM...
[random Tamarian* voice]: Carney, fourth-walling it from You-Know-Where.
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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
[random Tamarian* voice]: Carney, fourth-walling it from You-Know-Where.
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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
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* en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darmok
Suddenly relevant again to modern times: Le jeu de Marseille.
adoxoblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/t...
#Surrealism #LeSurréalisme #AsResistance #CommeRésistance
adoxoblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/t...
#Surrealism #LeSurréalisme #AsResistance #CommeRésistance
The Ace of Locks
Le jeu de Marseille is a Surrealist variation on the conventional deck of playing cards. It was created by a group of artistic refugees awaiting evacuation from France in late 1940. The group inclu…
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April 28, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Suddenly relevant again to modern times: Le jeu de Marseille.
adoxoblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/t...
#Surrealism #LeSurréalisme #AsResistance #CommeRésistance
adoxoblog.wordpress.com/2013/01/19/t...
#Surrealism #LeSurréalisme #AsResistance #CommeRésistance
BLIND LINK TRUST EXERCISE: bit.ly/3Rzc23B
bit.ly
April 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
BLIND LINK TRUST EXERCISE: bit.ly/3Rzc23B
Hero cops use bulletstorm to further disable a disabled kid behind chainlink because healthy, free-range targets are far too risky.
Yeah, there was also a civilian downrange.
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/us-pol...
Yeah, there was also a civilian downrange.
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/us-pol...
US police shoot disabled teen behind fence, sparking outrage
He is non-verbal and 'can hardly walk'. They put nine bullets in him.
www.nzherald.co.nz
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hero cops use bulletstorm to further disable a disabled kid behind chainlink because healthy, free-range targets are far too risky.
Yeah, there was also a civilian downrange.
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/us-pol...
Yeah, there was also a civilian downrange.
www.nzherald.co.nz/world/us-pol...
New passport obtained.
Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.
____________________
1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.
Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.
____________________
1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.
April 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
New passport obtained.
Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.
____________________
1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.
Assuming planes can stay in the sky and stop bumping into one another, I'm ready to fulfill any overseas specialty consulting¹ or personal courier service² needs you might know of.
____________________
1 Inquire for a list of fields of expertise.
2 No weapons or drugs.
Not smoking anything illegal, I swear. It's just smoldering insulation trying to hold back the rage.
March 24, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Not smoking anything illegal, I swear. It's just smoldering insulation trying to hold back the rage.
My new passport photo looks like a guy who's trying to deal with having just been denied a private investigator license the fourth time running.
February 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
My new passport photo looks like a guy who's trying to deal with having just been denied a private investigator license the fourth time running.
This week's extremely low bar achievement: now licensed to drive in Louisiana.
February 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
This week's extremely low bar achievement: now licensed to drive in Louisiana.
February 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Burn off that fidgety nerve-noise until only stillness is left.
February 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Burn off that fidgety nerve-noise until only stillness is left.
Lovely. America's own Ra's al-Fhul is involved in interfering in the duties of our elected legislators.
Triple Canopy is part of the new-name-every-week Blackwater private military that Erik Prince keeps on the board everywhere his filthy fingers try to get a grip.
#USPOL #UScoup
Triple Canopy is part of the new-name-every-week Blackwater private military that Erik Prince keeps on the board everywhere his filthy fingers try to get a grip.
#USPOL #UScoup
February 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Look at this beautiful terrible thing.
February 6, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Look at this beautiful terrible thing.