As an adult you should not be wandering into people's houses expecting them to feed you.

If I understand correctly her star quality is her boobs. Unfortunately for her some other celebrities also have boobs.

Step away from those children Father Mario

Besides the datarot, and the precariousness of one copy, half of archiving is access. Even a miracle USB that remains viable for 1000 years is not archived if it is tucked away in a drawer somewhere.

An anthropologist who thinks 15 years is a long time.

PE is sadistic, and if you have fond memories of PE you were part of the problem.

When I was in J-school in the 90s the Denver Post hosted an open house for CU students to promote their internships. They explicitly stated that white students need not apply because they were filling their diversity quota by only bringing on interns of color. True story.

Language is a living thing, it did not reach its ultimate unchanging form with Strunk and White

If they didn't want to be put on blast they shouldn't have been the Client from Hell. The business has more responsibility to be professional, but the client still has some responsibility to be professional. If they broke that social contract then let the tea fall where it may.

I bet Jon Stewart will really zing him with another Jerry Lewis impression. Again. And sadly that will be the only real mass media "critique."

The system is never broken. The system is always operating exactly as intended. Burn the system to the ground.

Unrealistic relationship expectation

My desire to have employees make mandatory small talk with me while I shop is less than zero.