Vanilla Ice Giant
@wyrdsci.bsky.social
Actually Autistic Heathen and Mariners/Kraken fan.
We've had a decade of these commercials and I still have no idea who the target audience is.
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
We've had a decade of these commercials and I still have no idea who the target audience is.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
The number of science chuds who have an uncontrollable hard-on for this guy is wild
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
The number of science chuds who have an uncontrollable hard-on for this guy is wild
Who is the LEGO Star Trek minifig that comes with the shuttle? My best guess is Ensign Ro? If you look at Marvel and Star Wars sets, they almost all come with a popular character. Which I suppose means serious collectors have 17 Darth Vaders but give me Geordi at least. Or have Picard/Wesley lol.
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Who is the LEGO Star Trek minifig that comes with the shuttle? My best guess is Ensign Ro? If you look at Marvel and Star Wars sets, they almost all come with a popular character. Which I suppose means serious collectors have 17 Darth Vaders but give me Geordi at least. Or have Picard/Wesley lol.
Xenomorphs are raptors and Predators are that Australian guy who worked (rip) at Jurassic Park.
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Xenomorphs are raptors and Predators are that Australian guy who worked (rip) at Jurassic Park.
I feel like LEGO Wesley has some insecurities
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I feel like LEGO Wesley has some insecurities
Did Women Ruin the Workplace
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Did Women Ruin the Workplace
We are excited to announce this year that we used RNG to change random numbers across all available medical plans. We have also discontinued our prior visions plans but are offering two new, worse options. To make your dental selection easier, the plans are only described via hypothetical scenarios.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
We are excited to announce this year that we used RNG to change random numbers across all available medical plans. We have also discontinued our prior visions plans but are offering two new, worse options. To make your dental selection easier, the plans are only described via hypothetical scenarios.
ST:TNG writers room: We've created this great melodramatic episode, real Emmy-bait. Frakes gets to crank it up to 11, Sirtis gets to be earnest af, even McFadden is tolerable.
Producer: Sounds great. I assume Stewart carries the whole episode with some classic monologues.
Writers: ...
Producer: Sounds great. I assume Stewart carries the whole episode with some classic monologues.
Writers: ...
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
ST:TNG writers room: We've created this great melodramatic episode, real Emmy-bait. Frakes gets to crank it up to 11, Sirtis gets to be earnest af, even McFadden is tolerable.
Producer: Sounds great. I assume Stewart carries the whole episode with some classic monologues.
Writers: ...
Producer: Sounds great. I assume Stewart carries the whole episode with some classic monologues.
Writers: ...
Star Trek costume shop: We made the evil lizard people super sexy, just like you asked
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Star Trek costume shop: We made the evil lizard people super sexy, just like you asked
I'm staying with the more Orthodox BS64 and AS64
November 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm staying with the more Orthodox BS64 and AS64
When the Balrog drags Gandalf into the pits of Moria
November 3, 2025 at 4:43 PM
When the Balrog drags Gandalf into the pits of Moria
Everyone goes straight for the Alexander jokes but remember Jeremy Aster? Worf kills his mom, badgers him into "forgiveness," does a whole Klingon ceremony to adopt him, and then...? Throws him out an airlock I guess? Torpedo tubes him into deep space? #justiceforjeremy
October 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Everyone goes straight for the Alexander jokes but remember Jeremy Aster? Worf kills his mom, badgers him into "forgiveness," does a whole Klingon ceremony to adopt him, and then...? Throws him out an airlock I guess? Torpedo tubes him into deep space? #justiceforjeremy
If you see this quote with a robot that is not from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
October 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If you see this quote with a robot that is not from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Today's lotr discourse
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Today's lotr discourse
This feels like a personal attack
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This feels like a personal attack
I forget, did the hobbits sell missiles to Mordor? Did they slap a bunch of tariffs on Bree and act surprised when Bree started looking elsewhere for pipeweed? Did the bounders start wearing masks and throwing every dwarve who wandered through in an unmarked wagon?
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I forget, did the hobbits sell missiles to Mordor? Did they slap a bunch of tariffs on Bree and act surprised when Bree started looking elsewhere for pipeweed? Did the bounders start wearing masks and throwing every dwarve who wandered through in an unmarked wagon?
First animated crush without saying your age
October 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
First animated crush without saying your age
Today is Frodo Bothers to Wake Up Day. The Nepo Baby of Middle Earth smh
October 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Today is Frodo Bothers to Wake Up Day. The Nepo Baby of Middle Earth smh
Stop scrolling and post two figures that bring you happiness
October 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Stop scrolling and post two figures that bring you happiness
