definitelynotanorangutan
@wynderer.bsky.social
A human and/or human adjacent being.
She/her
She/her
Off the rails
Over the edge
Mix and match idioms.
Ook.
Over the edge
Mix and match idioms.
Ook.
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Off the rails
Over the edge
Mix and match idioms.
Ook.
Over the edge
Mix and match idioms.
Ook.
I plan to vote and all, but can we stop the "will become" stuff? It's here. Its been here for a year. Non-stop. I am gonna keep active.....but the delusion that things havent already gone over the rails is tiring. Ook.
December 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I plan to vote and all, but can we stop the "will become" stuff? It's here. Its been here for a year. Non-stop. I am gonna keep active.....but the delusion that things havent already gone over the rails is tiring. Ook.
I love your monks! Have you ever considered an armadillo? Ook.
December 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I love your monks! Have you ever considered an armadillo? Ook.
Achelousaurus. Ook.
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Achelousaurus. Ook.
Just. So. Stupid.
Ook.
Ook.
December 18, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Just. So. Stupid.
Ook.
Ook.
Ok this answer to the Dark Forest hypothosis has just blown my mind. Galaxy of little worlds with such a history of internal conflict that they now fear that space aliens might be just like their own worst impulses. Ook.
December 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ok this answer to the Dark Forest hypothosis has just blown my mind. Galaxy of little worlds with such a history of internal conflict that they now fear that space aliens might be just like their own worst impulses. Ook.
Try saying to each "I know another customer you might get along with. Would you be interested in meeting them?"
You dont have to explain why you think so...just say it's a vibe. Which is both vague and true. Ook.
You dont have to explain why you think so...just say it's a vibe. Which is both vague and true. Ook.
December 16, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Try saying to each "I know another customer you might get along with. Would you be interested in meeting them?"
You dont have to explain why you think so...just say it's a vibe. Which is both vague and true. Ook.
You dont have to explain why you think so...just say it's a vibe. Which is both vague and true. Ook.
I want to boop the snoofer. Ook.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I want to boop the snoofer. Ook.
One leg at a time, same as everybody.
🥁 tssss
Ook.
🥁 tssss
Ook.
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
One leg at a time, same as everybody.
🥁 tssss
Ook.
🥁 tssss
Ook.
Tbf these are humans who in the ancient past were interfered with by an advanced alien race and scattered across the galaxy. I don't think the prime directive applies at that point. Ook.
December 1, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Tbf these are humans who in the ancient past were interfered with by an advanced alien race and scattered across the galaxy. I don't think the prime directive applies at that point. Ook.
The paradox of tolerance is unravelled if you remember that tolerance is a social contract and not an ethos. If you do not abide by the terms of the social contract you do not benefit from its protections. No paradox.
November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The paradox of tolerance is unravelled if you remember that tolerance is a social contract and not an ethos. If you do not abide by the terms of the social contract you do not benefit from its protections. No paradox.
It's probably my favorite scifi series of all time. It has everything youd want. And the creature effects are Jim Henson creature shop.
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It's probably my favorite scifi series of all time. It has everything youd want. And the creature effects are Jim Henson creature shop.
Farscape: Sexy AND Horny
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Farscape: Sexy AND Horny
My local shelter doesn't do black cat adoptions in october for this reason. They have a special black cat adoption month in march though. Black cats are good luck afterall. Ook.
November 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
My local shelter doesn't do black cat adoptions in october for this reason. They have a special black cat adoption month in march though. Black cats are good luck afterall. Ook.
God of the gaps fallacy. Just because a process isn't yet fully understood does not make the default "god did it". The default is "We don't know." Ook.
November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
God of the gaps fallacy. Just because a process isn't yet fully understood does not make the default "god did it". The default is "We don't know." Ook.
Actually in the book he was a flesh and blood woodsman. The wicked witch (dont remember which witch) cursed him so each time he swung his axe he chopped off a part of himself. He'd replace the lost part with a tin prosthetic until he was all tin. He's a full conversion cyborg. Ook.
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Actually in the book he was a flesh and blood woodsman. The wicked witch (dont remember which witch) cursed him so each time he swung his axe he chopped off a part of himself. He'd replace the lost part with a tin prosthetic until he was all tin. He's a full conversion cyborg. Ook.
Remember remember
The fifth of November
And Sherman's march to the sea
I see no reason
The banner of Treason
Should fly o'er the Land of the Free
The fifth of November
And Sherman's march to the sea
I see no reason
The banner of Treason
Should fly o'er the Land of the Free
November 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Remember remember
The fifth of November
And Sherman's march to the sea
I see no reason
The banner of Treason
Should fly o'er the Land of the Free
The fifth of November
And Sherman's march to the sea
I see no reason
The banner of Treason
Should fly o'er the Land of the Free
I was scrolling past this and thought it was some kinda nightmare Trolley Problem. Ook.
November 3, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I was scrolling past this and thought it was some kinda nightmare Trolley Problem. Ook.
They call it the Battle Ball but only in a lego star wars special. No one actually cares. Your welcome. Ook.
October 18, 2025 at 8:04 PM
They call it the Battle Ball but only in a lego star wars special. No one actually cares. Your welcome. Ook.
Come to California. Ook.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Come to California. Ook.
Unfortunately, I love it. It's a good little knife. You win this round France. Ook.
October 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Unfortunately, I love it. It's a good little knife. You win this round France. Ook.
I got curious and ordered a no.8 carbon because of this post. Cheap enough to be worth trying out. I will judge all of france based solely on my satisfaction with this knife. Ook.
October 3, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I got curious and ordered a no.8 carbon because of this post. Cheap enough to be worth trying out. I will judge all of france based solely on my satisfaction with this knife. Ook.
It's not condecending if you're repling to something stupid. Like your comment on Hawaii. But I dont put stock in the opinions of people named Barbara. Ook.
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's not condecending if you're repling to something stupid. Like your comment on Hawaii. But I dont put stock in the opinions of people named Barbara. Ook.
They ship them on boats. That's the "ship" part of shipping. Hawaii would let them ship cars anywhere touching the Pacific. Ook.
September 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
They ship them on boats. That's the "ship" part of shipping. Hawaii would let them ship cars anywhere touching the Pacific. Ook.