definitelynotanorangutan
@wynderer.bsky.social
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Gonna be honest, gang. It has not been very banana lately, if you feel me. Ook.
August 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Gonna be honest, gang. It has not been very banana lately, if you feel me. Ook.
NONE OF IT IS A DISTRACTION! ITS ALL THE GOAL! CRUELTY IS THE POINT! Thank you for your attention to this matter. Ook.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
NONE OF IT IS A DISTRACTION! ITS ALL THE GOAL! CRUELTY IS THE POINT! Thank you for your attention to this matter. Ook.
June 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
June 2, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Pride. Ook.
a rainbow flag waving in the wind on a blue background
ALT: a rainbow flag waving in the wind on a blue background
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June 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Happy Pride. Ook.
No taxation without forestation! Ook!
May 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
No taxation without forestation! Ook!
Today is a new day, and I would like to exchange it for store credit. Ook.
May 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Today is a new day, and I would like to exchange it for store credit. Ook.
I've decided to become a wizard. I've been practicing the sleep spell. Ook.
May 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I've decided to become a wizard. I've been practicing the sleep spell. Ook.
You are in a town you have never been. You hunger. You see a shop.
"CalZone"
Your stomach growls.
You step inside and there is only white nothingness.
And a little man at a dining table.
This is Cal.
He asks if you would like to play dungeons & dragons.
Welcome to the Cal Zone.
"CalZone"
Your stomach growls.
You step inside and there is only white nothingness.
And a little man at a dining table.
This is Cal.
He asks if you would like to play dungeons & dragons.
Welcome to the Cal Zone.
May 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
You are in a town you have never been. You hunger. You see a shop.
"CalZone"
Your stomach growls.
You step inside and there is only white nothingness.
And a little man at a dining table.
This is Cal.
He asks if you would like to play dungeons & dragons.
Welcome to the Cal Zone.
"CalZone"
Your stomach growls.
You step inside and there is only white nothingness.
And a little man at a dining table.
This is Cal.
He asks if you would like to play dungeons & dragons.
Welcome to the Cal Zone.
Conspiracy theory time: Trump is slowly converting his wealth into precious ambergris, which is why he's turning orange. Ook.
April 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Conspiracy theory time: Trump is slowly converting his wealth into precious ambergris, which is why he's turning orange. Ook.
Remember, if you see someone living in a tree to avoid taxes; no you didn't. Ook.
April 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Remember, if you see someone living in a tree to avoid taxes; no you didn't. Ook.
Wtf happened to my tree?!
December 6, 2024 at 6:39 PM
Wtf happened to my tree?!
Time to get ready for bed methinks.
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Time to get ready for bed methinks.
Remember folks; if you live in a tree you don't have to pay taxes. It's the law.
December 6, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Remember folks; if you live in a tree you don't have to pay taxes. It's the law.
Feeling pretty. Might eat 14 bananas later.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Feeling pretty. Might eat 14 bananas later.
Who are you people? Ook.
November 29, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Who are you people? Ook.