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Wykanico
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Hi, I’m Matthew, I identify as the following…

🇺🇸/🇨🇦/🏳️‍🌈/🎮/💻
Mid-30s millennial, cat dad, dog brother, aviation nerd, and other things.
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I don’t know if TTB or Time To Blocked (by assholes) is a thing, but for me it’s source of pride.
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Imagined past☑️
Imagined “foreign” enemy ☑️
Imagined domestic enemy ☑️
Anti-intellectualism ☑️
Hyper-nationalism ☑️
Grandiose displays of power ☑️
Endless grievance ☑️
Unconstitutional behavior ☑️
Unaccountable law enforcement ☑️
Denigrate journalism ☑️
Chosen by God (literal king shit) ☑️

Checks out.
June 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
🤣🤣🤣
June 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’ll have what she’s having…
i’ve been taking an SSRI for the past 3 months and the past few days i literally have sat back and said to myself:

“i am so happy right now. i am so thankful for my life and everything i have been achieving.”

this has not happened in YEARS and i forgot what that felt like. it’s a crazy feeling.
June 17, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Replace “intervention” with “execution” and I agree
💙You are the PROBLEM!🤬💙
June 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
There can be no forgiveness, no apology, no redemption for this grotesque, barely human, piece of functional waste. Do not allow him to shirk responsibility and escape persecution for the damage he’s brought on the country and our society. Don’t be idiotic.

www.politico.com/newsletters/...
Dems eye a villain-to-ally arc for Musk
www.politico.com
June 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Found a Switch 2 on Costco’s website this morning 😊

#Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2
June 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Happy Fragile Straight Man Month!
June 4, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wholesome 👌
This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received.

Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙
June 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Sex is great, but what about the inescapable allure of the inclined elevator.
June 2, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I have family in Canada and this shit scares the fuck out of me.
Imagine what this woman and her family went through. All for what?
June 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It appears someone is trying very hard to access my TikTok I never use.
June 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t know if TTB or Time To Blocked (by assholes) is a thing, but for me it’s source of pride.
June 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is gave me feels
Hey. Don't worry. You just woke up from a dream.

It's 2002 again and you've got the rest of the night to play anything you want.

Or just sit back and listen a while.

Everything is gonna be okay.
May 16, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Good boy knows what’s up
May 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
What a worthwhile endeavor 🙄
Can we just fix the airports and work on planes crashing?
May 16, 2025 at 7:59 AM
🤣🤣🤣
Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later.
May 16, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Pope Cheezits VI
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Pope Peanut Butter V
Your Pope name is: Last thing you ate + number of letters in your first name.

Pope Barbecue Chicken IX.
May 9, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Fucking disgusting
npr.org NPR @npr.org · May 8
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
RFK Jr. says autism database will use Medicare and Medicaid info
The National Institutes of Health will partner with the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid to create a database of Americans with autism, using insurance claims, medical records and smartwatch data.
www.npr.org
May 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
We let one of our kitties go this morning. Vet found an inoperable tumor in her abdomen.

RIP Gus, you were loved. My mom and I are glad we got to spend your golden years with you. Sleep well.
April 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fire this man!
April 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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don't upset jigglypuff... or else 🩷

#pokemon #lowpoly
April 19, 2025 at 10:25 AM
I don’t care if it’s AI generated, this portrait is a masterpiece.
America. 2025.
April 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Why have we started a trade war with the whole world? Who benefits from this?
April 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM