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I ❤️ Crash (1996)
Gimme the beef boys and beef my soul, i wanna get lost in your beefy rolls and just drift away…
September 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Saban is like vince mcmann
August 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Mcdonalds should make an ad campaign where Don “Donnie” Donald Macdonald, a 43 year old mob man in a suit with a new york accent threatens you to buy their products.
Ads could end with “so come on down to Don’s. or els.”

Or

“So come on down to don’s! Or else!”
August 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I miss you David
January 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Nosferatuah
December 28, 2024 at 2:28 AM
They should let shadow the hedgehog say fuck ONCE in sonic 3
December 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
“I like when grandpa drinks Cause he gets offended at things less” ~my 12 year old cousin
December 23, 2024 at 3:07 AM
If i had kids, their asses gettin’ named “cole” and “slaw”
December 22, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Dead in bed, rewatching drunk Disney on YouTube. Low-key miss practical folks
December 14, 2024 at 3:45 AM
@carebecc.bsky.social you gotta see Get Away with Nick Frost ASAP. I think it’s leaving theatres soon, but it’s a great watch with a crowd, and you just gotta go in blind for this one. You’ll be asking “where the hell is this going??” a good bunch.
December 11, 2024 at 3:11 PM
December 5, 2024 at 10:29 PM
Fleshlights feel like a concept created for a David cronenberg movie
December 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I love when people have trademark words, especially for things they like. “This rules!” “This rocks!” “Thsi is a zinger!”
December 1, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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My beloved Beavis and Butthead are on the Criterion Channel this month.
December 1, 2024 at 4:02 PM
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me during literally every single creep tapes episode
December 1, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Bill and Ted have the most chronic undiagnosed ADHD I’ve ever seen
December 1, 2024 at 1:06 AM
My friends confirmed they’re available for #creeptapes night tonight and I scream and got a noise complain :( #creepingmypants
November 30, 2024 at 1:52 AM
PSA: Blue Ruin is available on Tubi in Canada! One of my favourite Saulnier’s. An absolute must watch if you liked Green Room or Rebel Ridge

#Tubi #filmsky
November 28, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I don’t understand why going to the movies alone is considered weird by some people. I’ve had some of my best experiences by myself, where I’m laser focused on nothing but the movie itself.
November 28, 2024 at 1:39 PM
A Real Pain was fucking fantastic. I went in mostly blind and had no extreme draw to the movie, but damn did it shoot high up on my 2024 ranked list. Culkin is literally me, and had me on the verge of tears for a good 45 minute run. I highly recommend this dramedy to anyone and everyone
November 27, 2024 at 4:20 AM
I need a sober rewatch, but Under the Silver Lake was very enjoyable. Feels like a cosmic gumbo of David Lynch and Utopia (2013 UK show), with a splash of Showgirls. And it would make a slammin’ double feature with The Substance!
(UTSL Available to watch on Tubi in Canada link.tubi.tv/tVM5IEwONOb)
November 25, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Tubi keeps reinforcing itself for me as the best streaming service. For a killer double feature, check out Adam Brody in the Kid Detective and Donald Glover in Mystery Team
November 25, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Guys, I do not condone smoking and I myself would never do it… but that said, smoking cigs always looks so fucking cool, and I really dig the smell
November 25, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Might be fun, idk~
November 24, 2024 at 3:49 PM
November 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM