Wump Flumpem
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duke nukem shitposts among other scarce posts (21, he/they)
It is my duty to recommend everyone read Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard, it does everything you would want out of a Schwarzenegger spoof shooting Nazis, Aliens, and Nazi Aliens.
September 16, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It is my duty to recommend everyone read Duke Nukem: Glorious Bastard, it does everything you would want out of a Schwarzenegger spoof shooting Nazis, Aliens, and Nazi Aliens.
One night my wife was feeling kinky, she told me for bed I could cum inside. I said "Thanks! I'm tired of sleeping out on the lawn."
August 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
One night my wife was feeling kinky, she told me for bed I could cum inside. I said "Thanks! I'm tired of sleeping out on the lawn."
me and the bad bitches i pulled by knowing trivia about the titanic instead of how to tie my shoes or cook a meal
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
me and the bad bitches i pulled by knowing trivia about the titanic instead of how to tie my shoes or cook a meal
From Duke Nukem Does The Internet
January 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
From Duke Nukem Does The Internet
Give me a screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!"
"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!"
December 12, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Give me a screenshot from a video game that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.
"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!"
"Damn, those alien bastards are going to pay for shooting up my ride!"
While I'm posting Spore stuff, here's my recent recreation of the RMS Empress of Ireland
November 7, 2024 at 3:46 AM
While I'm posting Spore stuff, here's my recent recreation of the RMS Empress of Ireland
Dopefish 2: Dope Harder
November 7, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Dopefish 2: Dope Harder
Here's the Gopher from Caddyshack in Spore as well.
October 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Here's the Gopher from Caddyshack in Spore as well.
I've been making a lot of ocean liners in Spore recently.
October 25, 2024 at 5:13 AM
I've been making a lot of ocean liners in Spore recently.
I've been barely posting to this site for a year now!
September 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I've been barely posting to this site for a year now!