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zach jaffe
@wtflolwhy.bsky.social
“Don’t Panic” - Douglas Adams

operations and nerd herding across the dystopia of digital media, music, and tech.

writer of wtflolwhy.

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This is literally the plot of S7 E1 of Black Mirror.
August 11, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Watch plummeting consumer credit scores from BNPL loans somehow perversely INCREASE the multiples of their respective share prices and/or IPOs because of course it will.
June 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
You should pop over to the ARC subreddit. The level of anger from a rabid fan base that has been abandoned for this asinine AI browser is quite intense.
June 15, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Came here for something to this effect
June 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She’s so drunk she forgot to clean her toaster oven
June 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Her Twitter checks out 😂
June 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
While we are on the topic, what’s your preferred browser @parismarx.com ? Been on ARC for some time and love it, but since The Browser Company are ignoring the product now and building an “AI browser” now (Dia - it sucks), I’m eyeing Vivaldi for privacy-centric focus and it’s Proton integration.
June 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Ah yes, state governance policy via corporate hint hint nudge nudge.
May 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Based on this, I can report that it appears Luigi Mangione is still in jail.
April 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I’m sure this won’t be used against California politicians like Newsom or Democrat politicians nationally. Nope, definitely not going to be hours of Fox News content about this.
March 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Need to be careful with this line of thinking. To most voters, this is a normal question in context. It may feel gratuitously bootlick-y, but most people out there are going to be happy to hear this arrest happened. I would argue that Dems should do more “Look at this violent criminal we got.”
March 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM