Ali Barthwell
@wtflanksteak.bsky.social
Writer, Reality TV watcher. Hoping this thing doesn't become self-aware.
Reposted by Ali Barthwell
And there you have it.
Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"
That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.
Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"
That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.
November 21, 2024 at 3:53 AM
And there you have it.
Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"
That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.
Nancy Mace comes out and says, "It's offensive that a man in a skirt thinks that he's my equal"
That is what is driving them so mad. That a transgender person, duly elected to represent 1,000,000 people, could ever be her equal.
carmella soprano should have gotten to fuck at least one other guy. even betty draper fucked one other guy!
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 AM
carmella soprano should have gotten to fuck at least one other guy. even betty draper fucked one other guy!
if i were ever in a heretic, i'd simply be like "nah, i'm not doing all that. you're either opening that door or murdering me. you can talk all you want but i'm going home or to heaven."
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
if i were ever in a heretic, i'd simply be like "nah, i'm not doing all that. you're either opening that door or murdering me. you can talk all you want but i'm going home or to heaven."
I have never been less locked in than I am right now.
November 21, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I have never been less locked in than I am right now.
Someone tell me when they invent something that lets me see something on twitter and I can type out a response and it's published here.
November 21, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Someone tell me when they invent something that lets me see something on twitter and I can type out a response and it's published here.
I was JUST THERE UGGGHHH
November 19, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I was JUST THERE UGGGHHH
I was in Urban Outfitters with my friends in NYC in 04/05. My friend looks at the register and goes "Is that Ethan Hawke?" It was Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams. We waited outside for him to get his autograph and he turned us down then he and Michelle set off the shoplifting alarm. We slunk away.
Twitter is doing “best celebrity interactions” discourse so we should do WORST ones
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
not necessarily like that they were a jerk, just that the interaction itself was a fail on some level
like one time Robert Sean Leonard walked past me and I short-circuited so badly I spilled guacamole on myself
September 25, 2023 at 1:55 AM
I was in Urban Outfitters with my friends in NYC in 04/05. My friend looks at the register and goes "Is that Ethan Hawke?" It was Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams. We waited outside for him to get his autograph and he turned us down then he and Michelle set off the shoplifting alarm. We slunk away.
Those with an air fryer, what one do you have and do you love it?
July 11, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Those with an air fryer, what one do you have and do you love it?
My boyfriend has never heard of Ghostwriter so I'm just waving a picture of Ghostwriter at him screaming "THIS WAS THE GHOST! THIS WAS A GHOST!"
July 3, 2023 at 4:16 AM
My boyfriend has never heard of Ghostwriter so I'm just waving a picture of Ghostwriter at him screaming "THIS WAS THE GHOST! THIS WAS A GHOST!"
I just got a pint of cookies and cream ice cream that is so lacking in cookies, I might write a strongly worded letter.
July 3, 2023 at 2:45 AM
I just got a pint of cookies and cream ice cream that is so lacking in cookies, I might write a strongly worded letter.
Hello. I have arrived.
How does this place work now?
How does this place work now?
July 1, 2023 at 11:55 PM
Hello. I have arrived.
How does this place work now?
How does this place work now?