Just so we’re super clear:

This is the President of the United States.

Showing a group of children a trading card…

…of his assassination attempt…

…on Easter.

I feel like Trump’s management style is just him whipping out his dick and violently shoving it into people’s faces until they comply with his orders, completely unaware that the more he shoves his dick around, the more people find out it’s actually a small shriveled raisin flapping in a breeze.