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Gotta keep being that annoying speck in his eye to make him keep blinking

If these drone idiots that did this as stupid as they probably are, they’ll probably try to upload their footage somewhere.

Count your blessings, hug your pets closer and maybe consider donating to an animal rescue organization instead.

4/4

Please give people some grace: do not attack people for not being able to get to their pets in time to evacuate. You do not know their situation or their experience of what they’ve gone through and trust me, they don’t need you adding to their anguish and heartbreak.

3/4

You might be shopping or at work, or stuck in traffic trying to get home to get your pets and sadly, sometimes you just can’t get there in time.

2/4

No kidding. It’s so dumb, it hurts.

Sometimes you’ve got to touch the stove to find out that it burns, I guess.

Jared Polis with the shittiest takes, yet again. Seems like you can always rely on him to provide that “god, just shut up! Why are you saying anything??!” moment.

Even the slugs and other slimy, crawly, invertebrates are like, “Aw hell nah, he ain’t with us.”

They voted for an image and idea of Trump that had been curated for them by Fox/right wing media over time. But really, Trump is like the Wizard of Oz while Elon, Thiel and their friends are behind the curtain controlling him.

Let’s start now. Maybe Musk stealing all Donny’s attention is what’s needed to get Trump to grab him by the scruff and put him back behind the fence again.

Yep. There’s two epidemics in this country right now: stupidity, and self-owns. Willingly bringing back deadly epidemics is one the biggest self-owns I can think of.