WSFerrys
@wsferrys.bsky.social
The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
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♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
♫♪♬ IT'S A LONG WAY TO GABRIOLA ♫♪♬
"A group of residents on Gabriola Island, B.C., near Nanaimo are calling for a trail to connect the B.C. Ferries terminal with an existing trail that leads to the main village."
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
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HAVOC ON THE HUDSON
"PETE Davidson and Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry wreaked havoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners, sources say."
HAVOC ON THE HUDSON
"PETE Davidson and Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry wreaked havoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners, sources say."
Pete Davidson & Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry ‘wreaked havoc’ on NYC marathon
PETE Davidson and Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry wreaked havoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners, a source has said. The U.S. Sun can exclusively reveal that…
www.the-sun.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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HAVOC ON THE HUDSON
"PETE Davidson and Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry wreaked havoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners, sources say."
HAVOC ON THE HUDSON
"PETE Davidson and Colin Jost’s Staten Island Ferry wreaked havoc on the New York City Marathon and caused major delays for runners, sources say."
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HE MUST LIKE THE COFFEE?
"THERE are three things about ferry travel that drive me absolutely crackers. They are, in order of rage, car alarms, dogs, and – you will not be surprised to hear – people."
HE MUST LIKE THE COFFEE?
"THERE are three things about ferry travel that drive me absolutely crackers. They are, in order of rage, car alarms, dogs, and – you will not be surprised to hear – people."
Three things I hate about ferry travel: Car alarms, ‘furbabies’ and people
THERE are three things about ferry travel that drive me absolutely crackers. They are, in order of rage, car alarms, dogs, and – you will not be…
www.thenational.scot
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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HE MUST LIKE THE COFFEE?
"THERE are three things about ferry travel that drive me absolutely crackers. They are, in order of rage, car alarms, dogs, and – you will not be surprised to hear – people."
HE MUST LIKE THE COFFEE?
"THERE are three things about ferry travel that drive me absolutely crackers. They are, in order of rage, car alarms, dogs, and – you will not be surprised to hear – people."
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SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
SANCTIONED!
"The shipbuilder contracted to deliver Toronto’s long-awaited, $92-million electric ferries is facing forgery charges and allegations of violating Russian sanctions"
LINKY:
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
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ELECTRIC DREAMS OR BRAVE NEW WORLD?
ELECTRIC DREAMS OR BRAVE NEW WORLD?
First two of Fjord1’s autonomously operated electric ferries launched
First two of Fjord1’s autonomously operated electric ferries launched
www.shippax.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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ELECTRIC DREAMS OR BRAVE NEW WORLD?
ELECTRIC DREAMS OR BRAVE NEW WORLD?
AHOY THERE!
HERE WE GO AGAIN: "LOCH BOATY MCBOATFACE"
HERE WE GO AGAIN: "LOCH BOATY MCBOATFACE"
CMAL launches public vote to name seven new electric loch-class ferries
CMAL launches public vote to name seven new electric loch-class ferries
www.shippax.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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HERE WE GO AGAIN: "LOCH BOATY MCBOATFACE"
HERE WE GO AGAIN: "LOCH BOATY MCBOATFACE"
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SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.
SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.
Mukilteo-Clinton ferry to close midday for nine days next year
The closures are for repairs to
www.kiro7.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.
SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED.
AHOY THERE!
FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
"Painted in the fleet’s historic red, white and black colours and with windows fitted, the first new Mersey Ferry in more than 60 years emerged from Cammell Laird’s giant construction hall on the banks of the Mersey"
www.merseytravel.gov...
November 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
"Painted in the fleet’s historic red, white and black colours and with windows fitted, the first new Mersey Ferry in more than 60 years emerged from Cammell Laird’s giant construction hall on the banks of the Mersey"
www.merseytravel.gov...
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
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IF IT'S NOT BROKE, FIX IT?
IF IT'S NOT BROKE, FIX IT?
State moves forward with controversial ferry project, despite community concerns
The terminal would complicate travel for residents trying to access the hub-community for healthcare and air travel.
alaskapublic.org
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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IF IT'S NOT BROKE, FIX IT?
IF IT'S NOT BROKE, FIX IT?
AHOY THERE!
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
November 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
IT DUN BE UNBROKE NOW.
"BC Ferries cancelled a pair of sailings between Horseshoe Bay and the Sunshine Coast Thursday because of mechanical issues"
LINKY:
www.coastreporter.ne...
AHOY THERE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
AHOY THERE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
SET SAIL WITH THE LATEST EDITION OF THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRYS DISPATCH!
FERRYS FEATURES INCLUDE: THE 'NATCH IS BROKEN AGAIN, NATCH; MUCKITY TERIMINAL WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BINGO CARDS; GOT A ♫♪♬ "WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL YOU LADS" ♫♪♬; KUTE KAT FUZZY FILLER AND A (LOW) TIDE MORE!
AHOY THERE!
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
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BC FERRIES NEED NOT PROVIDE RELIABLE FERRY SERVICE PER TRIBUNAL. NOR RELIABLE INTERNET.
CHEK IT:
BC FERRIES NEED NOT PROVIDE RELIABLE FERRY SERVICE PER TRIBUNAL. NOR RELIABLE INTERNET.
CHEK IT:
B.C. tribunal dismisses complaint linking BC Ferries delays to business losses
The B.C.'s Civil Resolution Tribunal has dismissed a filing by a woman who said she suffered work losses due to BC Ferries' failure to provide reliable service.
cheknews.ca
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
BC FERRIES NEED NOT PROVIDE RELIABLE FERRY SERVICE PER TRIBUNAL. NOR RELIABLE INTERNET.
CHEK IT:
BC FERRIES NEED NOT PROVIDE RELIABLE FERRY SERVICE PER TRIBUNAL. NOR RELIABLE INTERNET.
CHEK IT:
AHOY THERE!
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
November 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
"Seattle Seahawks fans in Canada now have a new way to get to the game, a partnership with FRS Clipper - the fast ferry between Seattle and Victoria. The Seahawks claim nearly 4,000 Canadian season ticket holders, affectionately nicknamed the “12 North.”
LINK:
mynorthwest.com/life...
AHOY THERE!
‘NATCH UPDATES
"According to WSF, the vessel’s engine crew and maintenance teams are working to remove and replace the damaged equipment, which remains under warranty."
‘NATCH UPDATES
"According to WSF, the vessel’s engine crew and maintenance teams are working to remove and replace the damaged equipment, which remains under warranty."
Electrical Issue Takes WSF's Wenatchee Ferry Out of Service
Washington State Ferries reported that its 17-vessel service was dinged by the removal of the ferry Wenatchee, which has been taken…
www.marinelink.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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‘NATCH UPDATES
"According to WSF, the vessel’s engine crew and maintenance teams are working to remove and replace the damaged equipment, which remains under warranty."
‘NATCH UPDATES
"According to WSF, the vessel’s engine crew and maintenance teams are working to remove and replace the damaged equipment, which remains under warranty."
AHOY THERE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
AHOY THERE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
WE'VE FINALIZED THE BINGO CARD SET FOR THE WORK AFFECTING OUR WINGNUT REPLACEMENT IN EARLY '26.
ON THESE DATES, WE WILL HAVE AN OVERLY COMPLICATED SCHEDULE AFFECTING OUR CUSTOMERS, SO WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT PLAY CONSTRUCTION BINGO?
SAVE THESE CARDS FOR EASY REFERENCE!
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:06 AM
AHOY THERE!
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
AHOY THERE!
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
SPOTTY WI-FI DECLARED A FEATURE ON BC FERRIES
"the adjudicator agreed BC Ferries doesn’t “make any representations about having effective wi-fi service” and the applicant did not provide “legal basis” that BC Ferries should provide real working wi-fi."
LINKY:
crestonvalleyadvance...
AHOY THERE!
TO FERRY TO CONEY, OR NOT TO FERRY TO CONEY, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
TO FERRY TO CONEY, OR NOT TO FERRY TO CONEY, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
NYC EDC conducts Coney Island Ferry study, rekindling hope and skepticism
After a failed $13 million attempt to launch ferry service from Kaiser Park, the city is testing new waters off Steeplechase Pier.
www.cbsnews.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
AHOY THERE!
TO FERRY TO CONEY, OR NOT TO FERRY TO CONEY, THAT IS THE QUESTION.
TO FERRY TO CONEY, OR NOT TO FERRY TO CONEY, THAT IS THE QUESTION.