“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
AHOY THERE!
6 OF 9
AHOY THERE!
6 OF 9
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:
THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES--HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN & GOTH GALS MEETING THE LOCALS. SPECIAL TVS (COLOR ON THE WINSLOW RUN!) SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:
THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES--HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN & GOTH GALS MEETING THE LOCALS. SPECIAL TVS (COLOR ON THE WINSLOW RUN!) SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:
THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES, HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN, AND MEETING THE LOCALS. WITH SPECIAL COLOR TVS ON WINSLOW FERRYS, WE SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:
THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES, HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN, AND MEETING THE LOCALS. WITH SPECIAL COLOR TVS ON WINSLOW FERRYS, WE SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
AHOY THERE, FERRY FOLKS FEEL THE STING!
STATE FERRIES HIT WITH CARD FEE BLING,
THREE PERCENT SURCHARGE,
PLASTIC PAY'S A LARGE
BITE—BRING CASH OR HEAR YOUR WALLET SING!
AHOY THERE, FERRY FOLKS FEEL THE STING!
STATE FERRIES HIT WITH CARD FEE BLING,
THREE PERCENT SURCHARGE,
PLASTIC PAY'S A LARGE
BITE—BRING CASH OR HEAR YOUR WALLET SING!
CASCADE POINT FERRY, A SCHEME SO GRAND,
PROMISES SAVINGS FROM WHITTIER LAND.
LONG CRUISE FOR SHORT GAIN,
COSTS MOUNT IN THE RAIN—
IT’S A TERMINAL TRAP, OVERPLANNED!
CASCADE POINT FERRY, A SCHEME SO GRAND,
PROMISES SAVINGS FROM WHITTIER LAND.
LONG CRUISE FOR SHORT GAIN,
COSTS MOUNT IN THE RAIN—
IT’S A TERMINAL TRAP, OVERPLANNED!
A FERRY FEE SNEAKS UP WITH GLEE,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS--OH, THE TREACHERY!
PLASTIC USERS CRY OUT,
CASH AVOIDS THE DOUBT,
OR RIDE ORCA TO SAIL FEE-FREE
A FERRY FEE SNEAKS UP WITH GLEE,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS--OH, THE TREACHERY!
PLASTIC USERS CRY OUT,
CASH AVOIDS THE DOUBT,
OR RIDE ORCA TO SAIL FEE-FREE
WE'VE UPGRADED THE WINSLOW ROUTE FERRYS WITH A NEWFANGLED COLOR PORTABLE, COURTESY OF THE TV DEPARTMENT AT THE B&I CIRCUS STORE IN TACOMA.
IVAN SAYS HI!
THE FERRIES ARE A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE WINTER GAMES!
#CORTINA #DOLOMITI #FERRYSATWINTERGAMES #INVERNO_ALL'ITALIANA!
WE'VE UPGRADED THE WINSLOW ROUTE FERRYS WITH A NEWFANGLED COLOR PORTABLE, COURTESY OF THE TV DEPARTMENT AT THE B&I CIRCUS STORE IN TACOMA.
IVAN SAYS HI!
THE FERRIES ARE A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE WINTER GAMES!
#CORTINA #DOLOMITI #FERRYSATWINTERGAMES #INVERNO_ALL'ITALIANA!
FERRY FLEECERS STRIKE AGAIN,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS, WHAT A SIN.
SWIPE AND THEY'LL GNAW,
YOUR WALLET RAW—
CASH OR GET SUNK, GRIN AND CHIN!
FERRY FLEECERS STRIKE AGAIN,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS, WHAT A SIN.
SWIPE AND THEY'LL GNAW,
YOUR WALLET RAW—
CASH OR GET SUNK, GRIN AND CHIN!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
WSF'S CARD FEE STINGS AT THREE PERCENT,
EIGHTY RIDERS NOW PAY THE PERCENT.
NO CASH? EXTRA HIT,
FOR PLASTIC YOU COMMIT—
COMMUTES COST MORE, NO RELIEF IN SIGHT
komonews.com/news/local/w...
WSF'S CARD FEE STINGS AT THREE PERCENT,
EIGHTY RIDERS NOW PAY THE PERCENT.
NO CASH? EXTRA HIT,
FOR PLASTIC YOU COMMIT—
COMMUTES COST MORE, NO RELIEF IN SIGHT
komonews.com/news/local/w...
THERE ONCE WAS A GALE IN MAN’S BAY,
THAT BLEW ALL THE PACKETS AWAY.
THE MANXMAN TO HEYSHAM,
STAYED TIED UP TO FACE ’EM,
WHILE WAVES OWNED THE PROM FOR THE DAY.
THERE ONCE WAS A GALE IN MAN’S BAY,
THAT BLEW ALL THE PACKETS AWAY.
THE MANXMAN TO HEYSHAM,
STAYED TIED UP TO FACE ’EM,
WHILE WAVES OWNED THE PROM FOR THE DAY.
JUST WAIT FOR THEM NOW TO STOP ACCEPTING CASH
"Plastics are the future, someone once said, and in the case of WSF, they’re about to come with a fee. March 1, a 3% fee will be charged on credit used to buy ferry fares."
THE SEATTLE SHOPPER WEIGHS IN:
LINKY
www.seattletimes.com...
JUST WAIT FOR THEM NOW TO STOP ACCEPTING CASH
"Plastics are the future, someone once said, and in the case of WSF, they’re about to come with a fee. March 1, a 3% fee will be charged on credit used to buy ferry fares."
THE SEATTLE SHOPPER WEIGHS IN:
LINKY
www.seattletimes.com...
ALL BUILT UP BUT NO WHERE TO SLIP
FAIR ISLE'S SLIPWAY, A BUSTLING AFFAIR,
POURS CONCRETE WHERE NEW FERRIES TAKE AIR.
FROM STEEL SKELETONS SPAWNED,
TO WAVES THEY RESPOND—
THIS SLIP'S WHERE THE SEA MEETS THE PRAYER!
ALL BUILT UP BUT NO WHERE TO SLIP
FAIR ISLE'S SLIPWAY, A BUSTLING AFFAIR,
POURS CONCRETE WHERE NEW FERRIES TAKE AIR.
FROM STEEL SKELETONS SPAWNED,
TO WAVES THEY RESPOND—
THIS SLIP'S WHERE THE SEA MEETS THE PRAYER!
JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS
THERE ONCE WAS A FERRY NAMED ROSA,
WHOSE LAUNCH WAS A REAL SNP POSER.
DELAYS PILED HIGH,
BUDGETS WAVED GOODBYE
NOW SCOTLAND'S AFLOAT IN DISCLOSURE
JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS
THERE ONCE WAS A FERRY NAMED ROSA,
WHOSE LAUNCH WAS A REAL SNP POSER.
DELAYS PILED HIGH,
BUDGETS WAVED GOODBYE
NOW SCOTLAND'S AFLOAT IN DISCLOSURE
♫♩ ♫ WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN ELECTRIC FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT'S TEN YEARS OLD? ♩ ♫♩
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GENERAL?"
— BING CROSBY, WHITE CHRISTMAS
ANSWER: DUMP IT BEFORE THE BATTERY REPLACEMENT COSTS HIT!
♫♩ ♫ WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN ELECTRIC FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT'S TEN YEARS OLD? ♩ ♫♩
SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GENERAL?"
— BING CROSBY, WHITE CHRISTMAS
ANSWER: DUMP IT BEFORE THE BATTERY REPLACEMENT COSTS HIT!
TAKES MORE THAN DREAMS TO RUN A FERRY
WA HOUSE PASSED A FERRY EXPANSION,
WITH PROMISES VAST, PURE CAMPAIGN PERSUASION.
MORE PASSENGERS IN A SOUND JAMMED,
TICKETS COST SAVINGS, OVERCLAMMED-
NO FUNDING THAT LEAVES WALLETS IN CONSTERNATION!
TAKES MORE THAN DREAMS TO RUN A FERRY
WA HOUSE PASSED A FERRY EXPANSION,
WITH PROMISES VAST, PURE CAMPAIGN PERSUASION.
MORE PASSENGERS IN A SOUND JAMMED,
TICKETS COST SAVINGS, OVERCLAMMED-
NO FUNDING THAT LEAVES WALLETS IN CONSTERNATION!
ALASKA FERRYS - NO MONEY - NO FERRYS
A FERRY PLAN UP IN ALASKA'S BAYS,
STAYS STUCK LIKE THE FUNDING DELAYS.
SUMMER SAILS LOOK THE SAME,
SHORT CASH BEARS THE BLAME—
NO PROGRESS, JUST MORE COMMUTER MALAISE!
ALASKA FERRYS - NO MONEY - NO FERRYS
A FERRY PLAN UP IN ALASKA'S BAYS,
STAYS STUCK LIKE THE FUNDING DELAYS.
SUMMER SAILS LOOK THE SAME,
SHORT CASH BEARS THE BLAME—
NO PROGRESS, JUST MORE COMMUTER MALAISE!
A BROKEN PISTON RING IS FOUND IN THE REFRIGERATION ENGINE COOLING THE WINTER GAMES SKATING RINK. THIS COULD CAUSE MAJOR EVENT DISRUPTIONS. FERRY MECHANICS WORKED INTO THE MORNING ASSISTING THE ITALIAN HOSTS AND COMPLETED THE REPAIR. SPEED SKATING CONTINUED AT THE GAMES. ALLA SQUADRA!
A BROKEN PISTON RING IS FOUND IN THE REFRIGERATION ENGINE COOLING THE WINTER GAMES SKATING RINK. THIS COULD CAUSE MAJOR EVENT DISRUPTIONS. FERRY MECHANICS WORKED INTO THE MORNING ASSISTING THE ITALIAN HOSTS AND COMPLETED THE REPAIR. SPEED SKATING CONTINUED AT THE GAMES. ALLA SQUADRA!
Meet Ellie, our wonderful Marine Apprentice, who is on course to make local maritime history by becoming the first female captain of the world-famous Mersey Ferry!
Watch her story to find out how she is breaking waves to take the helm. 📹
#FerryCrossTheMersey
Meet Ellie, our wonderful Marine Apprentice, who is on course to make local maritime history by becoming the first female captain of the world-famous Mersey Ferry!
Watch her story to find out how she is breaking waves to take the helm. 📹
#FerryCrossTheMersey
THE LAST FERRYS GONDOLIERS OF XINDIAN RIVER
THE LAST FERRYS GONDOLIERS OF XINDIAN RIVER
WE NEED MORE FERRYS PULLS!
WE NEED MORE FERRYS PULLS!
AND NO VIRTUAL WAITING ROOM
AND NO VIRTUAL WAITING ROOM
FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
FIRST WOMAN CAPTAIN CELBRATED
"Apprentice Ellie Vondy, 30, from Anfield, is training to take the helm of the world-famous Mersey Ferry, ushering in a new chapter to a tradition dating back more than 800 years."
FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY
FIRST WOMAN CAPTAIN CELBRATED
"Apprentice Ellie Vondy, 30, from Anfield, is training to take the helm of the world-famous Mersey Ferry, ushering in a new chapter to a tradition dating back more than 800 years."
NOW THERE'S A HEADLINE
NOW THERE'S A HEADLINE
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."