“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway
"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
A HOPE YOUR SAIL INTO 2026 IS A GREAT ONE!
A HOPE YOUR SAIL INTO 2026 IS A GREAT ONE!
"Journey on the Galveston-Port Bolivar Ferry, which connects State Highway 87 between Galveston Island and the Bolivar Peninsula. My trip on the 264-foot Ray Stoker Jr. is an unexpected thrill, even for a sea-timid ferry first-timer"
LINKY:
texashighways.com/tr...
"Journey on the Galveston-Port Bolivar Ferry, which connects State Highway 87 between Galveston Island and the Bolivar Peninsula. My trip on the 264-foot Ray Stoker Jr. is an unexpected thrill, even for a sea-timid ferry first-timer"
LINKY:
texashighways.com/tr...
"WELCOME ABOARD."
"WELCOME ABOARD."
AHOY THERE!
FIRTH OF FERRYS CHAOS: CALMAC CUTS CORE CRAFT, CLAUSTROPHOBIC CROSSINGS FORECAST FOR FRAZZLED FLEET
"On the Firth of Clyde in southwest Scotland, two Isle of Arran's main ferries will be out of action for most of January, operator CalMac has confirmed"
LINKY:
afloat.ie/port-news/...
AHOY THERE!
FIRTH OF FERRYS CHAOS: CALMAC CUTS CORE CRAFT, CLAUSTROPHOBIC CROSSINGS FORECAST FOR FRAZZLED FLEET
"On the Firth of Clyde in southwest Scotland, two Isle of Arran's main ferries will be out of action for most of January, operator CalMac has confirmed"
LINKY:
afloat.ie/port-news/...
QUEEN OF CUMBERLAND SIDELINED FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY ISSUES
QUEEN OF CUMBERLAND SIDELINED FOR HEALTH AND SAFETY ISSUES
SCHEDULE SHAKEUP: STATE’S SOUND SAILINGS SEE SLICED SAILINGS, SHIFTED SLOTS, STRANDING STRESSED, SLEEP‑DEPRIVED SEATTLE COMMUTERS
KIRO HAS THE BEST STOCK FERRYS FOTOS FOR SOME REASON
SCHEDULE SHAKEUP: STATE’S SOUND SAILINGS SEE SLICED SAILINGS, SHIFTED SLOTS, STRANDING STRESSED, SLEEP‑DEPRIVED SEATTLE COMMUTERS
KIRO HAS THE BEST STOCK FERRYS FOTOS FOR SOME REASON
SWARTZ BAY SAGA: SWELLS OF STALLED SEDANS, SNARLED TRAFFIC STRETCHING, STRANDING STRESSED COMMUTERS
SNOTTY SAILING SEASONS SPAWN SURLY, SNACKING SNARLS, STAGNANT SEDAN STACKS, SLOWPOKE SHUTTLES, STIFLING STANDBYS, STRIKE SAILING SEEKERS
SWARTZ BAY SAGA: SWELLS OF STALLED SEDANS, SNARLED TRAFFIC STRETCHING, STRANDING STRESSED COMMUTERS
SNOTTY SAILING SEASONS SPAWN SURLY, SNACKING SNARLS, STAGNANT SEDAN STACKS, SLOWPOKE SHUTTLES, STIFLING STANDBYS, STRIKE SAILING SEEKERS
WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BEGINS
MUKILTEO MIDDAY MAYHEM: MAINTENANCE MANDATES MAJOR MIDROUTE MORATORIUMS, MAROONING MOTORISTS
CLINTON COMMUTE CHAOS: CONSTRUCTION CLOSURES CRIPPLE CORE CROSSING, CLOGGING CARS COUNTY‑WIDE
WINGNUT REPLACEMENT BEGINS
MUKILTEO MIDDAY MAYHEM: MAINTENANCE MANDATES MAJOR MIDROUTE MORATORIUMS, MAROONING MOTORISTS
CLINTON COMMUTE CHAOS: CONSTRUCTION CLOSURES CRIPPLE CORE CROSSING, CLOGGING CARS COUNTY‑WIDE
BREMERTON BLUES: BUSY BOAT’S BARE‑BONES BOARDINGS, BROKEN BERTH BUILD BRING BRUTAL BEGINNINGS FOR BLEARY BOARDERS
GLOOMY GOTH GALS GRUDGINGLY GRAPPLE WITH GRUELINGLY GRAVE GRAVEYARD‑SHIFT GETAWAY GONE
4:30AM BREMERTON SAILINGS CANCELLED IN WINTER SCHEDULE
BREMERTON BLUES: BUSY BOAT’S BARE‑BONES BOARDINGS, BROKEN BERTH BUILD BRING BRUTAL BEGINNINGS FOR BLEARY BOARDERS
GLOOMY GOTH GALS GRUDGINGLY GRAPPLE WITH GRUELINGLY GRAVE GRAVEYARD‑SHIFT GETAWAY GONE
4:30AM BREMERTON SAILINGS CANCELLED IN WINTER SCHEDULE
WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE FERRY
FRIGID FORECAST: FALLING FLAKES, FREEZING FRONT FRAME FULL FALTERING OF FERRIES AND FERRY FLIGHTS FOR FORLORN FISHING FOLK
WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE FERRY
FRIGID FORECAST: FALLING FLAKES, FREEZING FRONT FRAME FULL FALTERING OF FERRIES AND FERRY FLIGHTS FOR FORLORN FISHING FOLK
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
“WELCOME ABOARD.”
BRING BACK THE WHITE1
BRING BACK THE WHITE1
THE EDMONDS BEAT: TAKE A DAY...OR A LIFETIME
"Port of Kingston for the annual holiday lights show, continuing “at least for the rest of the month.”
THE EDMONDS BEAT: TAKE A DAY...OR A LIFETIME
"Port of Kingston for the annual holiday lights show, continuing “at least for the rest of the month.”
BREMERTON GOTH GALS TAKE NOTE!
BREMERTON GOTH GALS TAKE NOTE!
OY! BRING BACK THE FERRYS TO THE CLYDE!
'Boats taking people across the Clyde were once a vital part of daily life but the last service on the river came to an end earlier this year when the Renfrew Ferry was pulled."
OY! BRING BACK THE FERRYS TO THE CLYDE!
'Boats taking people across the Clyde were once a vital part of daily life but the last service on the river came to an end earlier this year when the Renfrew Ferry was pulled."
"Adrian Raeside cartoon: It's obvious what B.C. Ferries' problem is..."
LINKY:
www.piquenewsmagazin...
"Adrian Raeside cartoon: It's obvious what B.C. Ferries' problem is..."
LINKY:
www.piquenewsmagazin...
JINGS! CRIVVINS! HELP MA BOAB! -SCOTTISH FERRYS
"Given that Glen Rosa was originally ordered in 2015, that didn’t seem a stretch target, but… Surprise! The ferry will not be delivered in 2025. Or 2026?"
JINGS! CRIVVINS! HELP MA BOAB! -SCOTTISH FERRYS
"Given that Glen Rosa was originally ordered in 2015, that didn’t seem a stretch target, but… Surprise! The ferry will not be delivered in 2025. Or 2026?"
WELCOME ABOARD!
WELCOME ABOARD!
THE SHORTEST ROUTE ALWAYS WINS - ASK THE FERRYMAN
If Per Rold has learnt anything from a lifetime in the ferry game it’s “the shortest route always wins”.
LINKY:
www.thepress.co.nz/n...
THE SHORTEST ROUTE ALWAYS WINS - ASK THE FERRYMAN
If Per Rold has learnt anything from a lifetime in the ferry game it’s “the shortest route always wins”.
LINKY:
www.thepress.co.nz/n...
JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS
"Alfred Baird claimed they had a total running cost of 259 per cent more than diesel."
“The SNP’s ferries fiasco just goes on and on, yet no SNP minister has ever had the decency to resign.”
JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS
"Alfred Baird claimed they had a total running cost of 259 per cent more than diesel."
“The SNP’s ferries fiasco just goes on and on, yet no SNP minister has ever had the decency to resign.”
HAULING NORWEGIANS TO NEWCASTLE
Mayor of Bergen: "I think most people from Bergen my age had their first trip abroad on the ferry. We would drink & dance, there was a free bar. We'd wake up in Newcastle and run up to Marks and Spencer and buy cheap knickers.'
HAULING NORWEGIANS TO NEWCASTLE
Mayor of Bergen: "I think most people from Bergen my age had their first trip abroad on the ferry. We would drink & dance, there was a free bar. We'd wake up in Newcastle and run up to Marks and Spencer and buy cheap knickers.'
'A BC Ferries passenger going overboard for a second day in a row this September captured readers’ attention. The passenger went overboard as the ferry was leaving Swartz Bay and heading to Tsawwassen."
CHEK IT:
'A BC Ferries passenger going overboard for a second day in a row this September captured readers’ attention. The passenger went overboard as the ferry was leaving Swartz Bay and heading to Tsawwassen."
CHEK IT:
"One week into winter, Washington State Ferries will launch its winter schedule tomorrow."
"One week into winter, Washington State Ferries will launch its winter schedule tomorrow."
WE CUT NOW TO OUR CANADIAN AFFILIATE TO FIND OUT THE CURRENT CONDITIONS AT THE HORSESHOE BAY TERMINAL AT THE START OF THE BUSY NEW YEARS WEEK
WE CUT NOW TO OUR CANADIAN AFFILIATE TO FIND OUT THE CURRENT CONDITIONS AT THE HORSESHOE BAY TERMINAL AT THE START OF THE BUSY NEW YEARS WEEK
THIS JUST IN FROM THE EDMONDS "DAY OR A LIFETIME" NEWS ROOM:
THIS JUST IN FROM THE EDMONDS "DAY OR A LIFETIME" NEWS ROOM: