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The second best ferrys parody account...IN THE WORLD

“Parody is the last refuge of the frustrated writer.” - Ernest Hemingway

"Satire is a sort of mirror glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own." - Jonathan Swift
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IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:

THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES--HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN & GOTH GALS MEETING THE LOCALS. SPECIAL TVS (COLOR ON THE WINSLOW RUN!) SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
February 20, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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IN THE MILDLY IMPORTANT FERRY'S DISPATCH:

THE FERRYS ARE IN CORTINA FOR THE WINTER GAMES, HELPING FIX REFRIGERATION, DISCO FUN, AND MEETING THE LOCALS. WITH SPECIAL COLOR TVS ON WINSLOW FERRYS, WE SHARE THE FUN WITH FOLKS BACK IN SEATTLE. INVERNO ALL'ITALIANA! AND A HIGH TIDE MORE!
February 20, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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AHOY THERE, FERRY FOLKS FEEL THE STING!
STATE FERRIES HIT WITH CARD FEE BLING,
THREE PERCENT SURCHARGE,
PLASTIC PAY'S A LARGE
BITE—BRING CASH OR HEAR YOUR WALLET SING!
State ferries to implement 3% credit, debit card surcharge | HeraldNet.com
The legislature approved the fee last year to help cover the cost of credit and debit card fees. It goes into effect on March 1.
www.heraldnet.com
February 20, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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CASCADE POINT FERRY, A SCHEME SO GRAND,
PROMISES SAVINGS FROM WHITTIER LAND.
LONG CRUISE FOR SHORT GAIN,
COSTS MOUNT IN THE RAIN—
IT’S A TERMINAL TRAP, OVERPLANNED!
Opinion: Proposed Cascade Point ferry terminal is a long cruise to short savings
The state’s own analysis shows meager savings for a costly new Juneau ferry terminal — so why build it?
www.adn.com
February 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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A FERRY FEE SNEAKS UP WITH GLEE,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS--OH, THE TREACHERY!
PLASTIC USERS CRY OUT,
CASH AVOIDS THE DOUBT,
OR RIDE ORCA TO SAIL FEE-FREE
A new 3% credit card fee coming to WA ferry fares | FOX 13 Seattle
Starting March 1, a mandatory 3% fee will be added to all Washington State Ferries fares purchased with a credit or debit card.
www.fox13seattle.com
February 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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WE'VE UPGRADED THE WINSLOW ROUTE FERRYS WITH A NEWFANGLED COLOR PORTABLE, COURTESY OF THE TV DEPARTMENT AT THE B&I CIRCUS STORE IN TACOMA.

IVAN SAYS HI!

THE FERRIES ARE A PROUD SUPPORTER OF THE WINTER GAMES!

#CORTINA #DOLOMITI #FERRYSATWINTERGAMES #INVERNO_ALL'ITALIANA!
February 19, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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FERRY FLEECERS STRIKE AGAIN,
THREE PERCENT ON CARDS, WHAT A SIN.
SWIPE AND THEY'LL GNAW,
YOUR WALLET RAW—
CASH OR GET SUNK, GRIN AND CHIN!
3% surcharge to be added to credit, debit card charges on Washington State Ferries - My Bellingham Now
Riders can skip the new surcharge by paying with cash or using prepaid ORCA cards to make purchases.
mybellinghamnow.com
February 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Isle of Man ferries resume but drivers warned of crashing waves
Sailings between Douglas and Heysham get under way after gales but a warning for waves crashing onto roads remains.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 5:00 PM
AHOY THERE!

WSF'S CARD FEE STINGS AT THREE PERCENT,
EIGHTY RIDERS NOW PAY THE PERCENT.
NO CASH? EXTRA HIT,
FOR PLASTIC YOU COMMIT—
COMMUTES COST MORE, NO RELIEF IN SIGHT

komonews.com/news/local/w...
WSF to tack on 3% credit card fee for ferries, affecting 80% of travelers
A one-way or round-trip ferry ticket in Washington state will soon cost more for travelers paying with a credit or debit card in person, at a kiosk or online.
komonews.com
February 19, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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THERE ONCE WAS A GALE IN MAN’S BAY,
​THAT BLEW ALL THE PACKETS AWAY.
​THE MANXMAN TO HEYSHAM,
STAYED TIED UP TO FACE ’EM,
​WHILE WAVES OWNED THE PROM FOR THE DAY.
Evening Isle of Man ferry sailings cancelled as gales return
The evening ferry sailing from Douglas to Heysham and its overnight return are cancelled.
www.bbc.com
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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JUST WAIT FOR THEM NOW TO STOP ACCEPTING CASH

"Plastics are the future, someone once said, and in the case of WSF, they’re about to come with a fee. March 1, a 3% fee will be charged on credit used to buy ferry fares."

THE SEATTLE SHOPPER WEIGHS IN:

LINKY

www.seattletimes.com...
February 18, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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ALL BUILT UP BUT NO WHERE TO SLIP

FAIR ISLE'S SLIPWAY, A BUSTLING AFFAIR,
POURS CONCRETE WHERE NEW FERRIES TAKE AIR.
FROM STEEL SKELETONS SPAWNED,
TO WAVES THEY RESPOND—
THIS SLIP'S WHERE THE SEA MEETS THE PRAYER!
Fair Isle ferry build on schedule but concerns about slipway delays
HANDOVER of the new Fair Isle ferry is expected in October this year, but delays to the new slipway on the island could hold back her launch. Councillors have...
www.shetnews.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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JINGS! CRIVVENS! HELP MA BOAB! - SCOTTISH FERRYS

THERE ONCE WAS A FERRY NAMED ROSA,
WHOSE LAUNCH WAS A REAL SNP POSER.
DELAYS PILED HIGH,
BUDGETS WAVED GOODBYE
NOW SCOTLAND'S AFLOAT IN DISCLOSURE
SNP ferry humiliation as Glen Rosa to be cannibalised AGAIN for parts to repair Glen Sannox - after £220k bill last time - Scottish Daily Express
Exclusive: Ferguson Marine already forked out £220k replacing the parts it removed from the still unfinished Glen Rosa and will have to rip out more to fix the Glen Sannox.
www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk
February 18, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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♫♩ ♫ WHAT DO YOU DO WITH AN ELECTRIC FERRY BOAT,
WHEN IT'S TEN YEARS OLD? ♩ ♫♩

SUNG TO THE TUNE OF "WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A GENERAL?"
— BING CROSBY, WHITE CHRISTMAS

ANSWER: DUMP IT BEFORE THE BATTERY REPLACEMENT COSTS HIT!
Pioneer ferry offered on the second-hand market
Pioneer ferry offered on the second-hand market
www.shippax.com
February 18, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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TAKES MORE THAN DREAMS TO RUN A FERRY

WA HOUSE PASSED A FERRY EXPANSION,
WITH PROMISES VAST, PURE CAMPAIGN PERSUASION.
MORE PASSENGERS IN A SOUND JAMMED,
TICKETS COST SAVINGS, OVERCLAMMED-
NO FUNDING THAT LEAVES WALLETS IN CONSTERNATION!
Washington house passes bill to expand passenger ferry service
The Washington House of Representatives has passed legislation that would allow local governments, ports, tribes, and private operators to run passenger ferry service across Puget Sound. House Bill 19
www.workboat.com
February 18, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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ALASKA FERRYS - NO MONEY - NO FERRYS

A FERRY PLAN UP IN ALASKA'S BAYS,
STAYS STUCK LIKE THE FUNDING DELAYS.
SUMMER SAILS LOOK THE SAME,
SHORT CASH BEARS THE BLAME—
NO PROGRESS, JUST MORE COMMUTER MALAISE!
Summer ferry schedule similar to recent years, reflects funding problem - KCAW
The schedule looks a lot like recent years, with six of the state’s nine vessels sailing. There is not enough funding or staffing to run them all, according to the state Department of Transportation.
www.kcaw.org
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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A BROKEN PISTON RING IS FOUND IN THE REFRIGERATION ENGINE COOLING THE WINTER GAMES SKATING RINK. THIS COULD CAUSE MAJOR EVENT DISRUPTIONS. FERRY MECHANICS WORKED INTO THE MORNING ASSISTING THE ITALIAN HOSTS AND COMPLETED THE REPAIR. SPEED SKATING CONTINUED AT THE GAMES. ALLA SQUADRA!
February 18, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Reposted by WSFerrys
Ellie 'Cross the Mersey! 👋⛴️

Meet Ellie, our wonderful Marine Apprentice, who is on course to make local maritime history by becoming the first female captain of the world-famous Mersey Ferry!

Watch her story to find out how she is breaking waves to take the helm. 📹

#FerryCrossTheMersey
February 17, 2026 at 12:03 PM
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THE LAST FERRYS GONDOLIERS OF XINDIAN RIVER
Heritage at risk: Taiwan's last hand-pulled ferry - Focus Taiwan
Li Ching (李清), who provides hand-pulled ferry services in Bitan, Xindian, New Taipei City, laments the fading of this traditional form of transport as he has become one of only two remaining manual ferry operators in Taiwan.
focustaiwan.tw
February 17, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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WE NEED MORE FERRYS PULLS!
Paralympian breaks world record ferry pull in Conamara
Paralympian and amputee, Shane Mc Laughlin celebrated Valentine's Day with a world record ferry pull at Ros an Mhíl in Conamara.
www.rte.ie
February 17, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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AND NO VIRTUAL WAITING ROOM
Summer ferry schedule open for bookings
The MV Tustumena is scheduled to make five chain runs between June and September, roughly the same schedule since the start/onset of the COVID-19 pandemic, when sailings were cut in half.
www.kucb.org
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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FERRYS - CROSS THE MERSEY

FIRST WOMAN CAPTAIN CELBRATED

"Apprentice Ellie Vondy, 30, from Anfield, is training to take the helm of the world-famous Mersey Ferry, ushering in a new chapter to a tradition dating back more than 800 years."
Woman set to make history as the first female captain of the iconic Mersey Ferry
A LIVERPOOL woman is on course to make local maritime history by becoming the first female captain of the iconic Mersey Ferry.
www.wirralglobe.co.uk
February 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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NOW THERE'S A HEADLINE
Hobart’s LSA wins major Canuck contract
Hobart's LSA secures contract to supply marine evacuation systems for BC Ferries' new vessels, boosting Tasmania's export economy.
www.thedcn.com.au
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
AHOY THERE!

"WELCOME ABOARD."
February 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM