It’s true, you can’t dry brush a space marine.

They also do content delivery (meaning they have copies of files in data centers all over the world so when you load a video, for example, it can come from a local server instead of across the world).

Sadly the fact they do so much for so many sites means when they have an outage EVERYTHING does.

They don't do that kind of file hosting. What they do do is actually very cool. Amongst other things they do attack mitigation, of all kinds. They constantly monitor new threats and put a layer of defense in front of a lot of websites (a LOT of websites) and protect against DDoS attacks too.

It's rare but always satisfying to see someone online with a correct take.

I'm putting it on MySpace. My top 8 are gonna be ROTFLing

The promise of household robots was that they'd tidy up and do our laundry leaving us time to write and create art.

The reality is that they're stealing the creation of art and writing from us so all we have left is tidying up and laundry.

I too shall not cede ground on this one.

Console gamers who want to get into PC gaming. Xbox owners who feel like MS is abandoning them. PC owners who also want a big screen experience at the tv. Parents who want to get their kids their own PC without the hassle of building a system out. Don’t worry, it’ll sell.

Eww, please don't make me defend Sandy here... but he specifically doesn't claim to have made E1M1. He claims to have made AN E1M1 that was thrown out and never seen.

Alternatively the BBC accepting that trans people exist is considered too pro-trans?

I have no idea whether Eli Roth sucks, I have never seen an Eli Roth movie. Partly because I don't like gory movies.

It’d be hard to laugh at if a human being posted it, but Elon? Elon is easy to laugh at.