Ridiculous headline leading the BBC News. Assuming they can overcome all the legalities, they then have to find the 600,000 small boat migrants over 5 years. (Note: we've had less than a third of this over the last five years). It's akin to me saying I want to play football for England.

But how?

How were these decided?

1. Pick a country out of the hat: Madagascar
2. Spin the wheel: 47%.

#Tarrifs