Wrong Emily
LightNews LightNews
wrongemily.bsky.social
Wrong Emily
@wrongemily.bsky.social
160 followers 76 following 350 posts
Nouns
Posts Replies Media Videos
wrongemily.bsky.social
Baby potatoes in lots of spices and fresh ginger with wilted greens... The traditional dish calls for fenugreek greens, but I can't get those where I live so I just use a ton of spinach. From the book Mangoes and Curry Leaves by two non-Indians. Really good anyway!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Cover of the cookbook Mangoes and Curry Leaves by Jeffrey Alford and Naomi Duguid. There's food pictured that I, a white lady from the US Midwest, do not recognize, but it sure looks delish.
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
@darthbluesky.bsky.social I thought you might enjoy seeing Margaret wag her tail in her sleep. I only caught the end of this event; she wagged for a good 30 seconds at least.
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
This is where I post from if you even care
Big brown sign telling you the location of this rest stop, which is Dismal Nitch. In the foreground, patchy autumn grass. In the background, the Columbia River.
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Apologies it is not a YouTube link, but there's nothing more accurate that this, about Hennepin County Minnesota.
Hennepin County (Minnesota) Library is now offering a limited edition card with a picture of Prince on it.
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
So much like my Margaret!
My smooth brown mutt Margaret is curled up in a tiny ball on the back seat of the car. I'm sitting behind her, a white woman in a gray shirt. You can't see my face.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Saw this on Facebook, laughed, then went directly to YouTube to find an 11 year old surrealist video by @johnmoe.bsky.social. How he did this whole video without cracking up, I cannot imagine.

youtu.be/rNCTkvB6O3Y?...
"How to easily draw a crab", the image says, above instructions that would not help a person who wanted to draw a crab.
October 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
I can has pork chop
In the foreground, a half-eaten pork chop with a nummy sauce and potatoes and carrots on the side. Approximately one foot away, a gray-faced brown dog with wide, wondering brown eyes and erect, attentive ears. If you gave her that pork chop, she would be the happiest girl in the whole world.
October 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
New avatar. Not sure who made it and it might be AI, but it made me laff. #chingalamigra
Frowning frog wearing American flag cape and American flag bandana; image in the style of Shepard Fairey's Obama poster; with the caption "HOP".
October 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
What's your sign?
A large blue post-it note is stuck to the cabinet over a rather dirty-looking sink. The note says, "No poop in the kitchen sink please", followed by a frown emoji.
September 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Have I got a cookbook for you.
The delicious-looking cover of Barbara Kafka's "Soup: a way of life"
September 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Margaret says hi. ❤️❤️❤️🐶
A medium-sized brown dog stands on green grass, surrounded by crunchy fall leaves. She's wearing saddlebags to make her walk a bit more challenging. She's looking up at you expectantly.
September 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie.
A four panel cartoon showing a cat lying down comfortably in a cardboard box. The cat is saying, "I don't want to leave my comfort zone. But I must. Because if I don't... I will pee in it."
September 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
I, a middle aged white woman, gently boop the nose of a medium sized brown dog.
September 19, 2025 at 12:37 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with the energy you being to Bluesky.
Morgan Freeman points upward, saying, "She's right, you know." You can hear his voice, can't you?
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Welcome to the safe crash pad, Miss Wash. Margaret wants you to know that it's only gets better from here.
A medium sized brown dog (hound-adjacent, but fully a mutt) lounges on a picnic table. She's looking peacefully off into the distance. She found her forever home just a few days earlier, in 2015.
September 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Timeline cleanse!

1. Margaret, 2015. I was discovering that her favorite thing is to wedge herself in wherever she fits and go to sleep.
2. Margaret, sleepy crotch puppy, probably 2020.
3. Margaret, wedging, 2015.
A medium sized brown dog, kind of hound-adjacent but absolutely a mutt, is wedged between me and the arm of the chair. Her foreleg is wrapped around my waist, her head is on my boob, and she's fast asleep. I'm wearing a purple shirt with pigs on it. The same brown dog, five years older, is with me on the bed. I'm sitting up against the wall, and she's sacked out between my legs with her head on one thigh. I'm wearing sky blue pajamas. Back to 2015: I'm holding the camera above my head and looking up at it. You see an aerial view of a huge leather chair, me in it, and the brown dog wedged in beside me with her face jammed behind my back. She's asleep, though you can't tell from the pic. I'm wearing a purple hoodie.
September 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Alas!
There's a band in Vancouver called Nuisance Bear. Frowny face.
September 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Hamish is just a little guy, but he carries a lot of floof. He's got brown patches over both eyes extending out to his fuzzy ears, a bright white blaze down the front of his face, and a bright white front. He's sitting because he is extremely good. He has a big smile on his face, and you can see his clean white teeth and perfect pink tongue. I'm scritching his head.
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Bleptember
A medium sized brown dog, going grey in the face, is seen from above. She is sitting on her haunches, her tail blurry from wagging. Her ears are held back, and the tiniest suggestion of a pink tongue is visible under her nose.
September 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A cartoon T Rex is holding his or her tiny arms out as wide as they will go. Text says "I love you THIS much."
September 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Pippin needs some more grooming...
Small white, shaggy terrier mix is seen having been startled awake from a nap. She is extremely rumpled and tangled looking.
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
wrongemily.bsky.social
RIP my favorite blue dog ever, Robin. He had no politics. He lived by the ball.
A blue merle Australian shepherd sploots on a picnic table. He's got a ginormous smile and his tongue is falling out sideways. A dirty tennis ball rests beside him.
August 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Caption is "tried to take an aesthetic pic of my ice cream" followed by the crying buckets emoji. Pictured is a black dog taking the opportunity to eat a beautiful soft-serve ice cream cone in one bite. His mouth is gaping and we can see the ice cream's certain fate.
August 25, 2025 at 6:07 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
Caption is "tried to take an aesthetic pic of my ice cream" followed by the crying buckets emoji. Pictured is a black dog taking the opportunity to eat a beautiful soft-serve ice cream cone in one bite. His mouth is gaping and we can see the ice cream's certain fate.
August 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
wrongemily.bsky.social
My parents' Pippin says hi!
Little white terrier mix giving puppy eyes
August 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM