WrittenInCode_
@writtenincode.bsky.social
Professional Oxford Comma enthusiast. Writer of mediocre words. I'm just existing, please don't ask more of me.
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
I've been struggling to find a good title for my novel for years and Chuck is over here creating sentences never before uttered by humankind and using it as marketable titles on a whim.
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I've been struggling to find a good title for my novel for years and Chuck is over here creating sentences never before uttered by humankind and using it as marketable titles on a whim.
The cartel stole my penis.
January 13, 2026 at 6:03 PM
The cartel stole my penis.
I feel like a ton of people don't know the difference between 'loose' and 'lose'.
"I lost weight and now my pants feel loose"
VS.
"The amount of people that still don't know how to drive in the rain makes me want to lose my shit"
"I lost weight and now my pants feel loose"
VS.
"The amount of people that still don't know how to drive in the rain makes me want to lose my shit"
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 PM
I feel like a ton of people don't know the difference between 'loose' and 'lose'.
"I lost weight and now my pants feel loose"
VS.
"The amount of people that still don't know how to drive in the rain makes me want to lose my shit"
"I lost weight and now my pants feel loose"
VS.
"The amount of people that still don't know how to drive in the rain makes me want to lose my shit"
Might start a "shit the pants" fund or "shit the car" fund. I'll need to discuss it further with my financial advisor before making any serious investments.
April 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Might start a "shit the pants" fund or "shit the car" fund. I'll need to discuss it further with my financial advisor before making any serious investments.