WrittenInCode_
@writtenincode.bsky.social
Professional Oxford Comma enthusiast. Writer of mediocre words. I'm just existing, please don't ask more of me.
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
Read some of my nonsense here → writteninthecode.com
Does this imply there is an untrustworthy popcorn waiting me to pop it so it can steal my identity and commit tax fraud?
December 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Does this imply there is an untrustworthy popcorn waiting me to pop it so it can steal my identity and commit tax fraud?
Why do I do this? It's like, I read to have fun and relax, then I pick up a book that makes me stare at the wall for several minutes in existential dread after finishing before making a sandwich and doing it all over again. Might as well do it again. #BookSky #Books #Literature #OhGodWhy
December 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Why do I do this? It's like, I read to have fun and relax, then I pick up a book that makes me stare at the wall for several minutes in existential dread after finishing before making a sandwich and doing it all over again. Might as well do it again. #BookSky #Books #Literature #OhGodWhy
After all these years, I've finally found the key to coziness and productivity. The key to success is Monstera Plants. The more Monstera plants, the cozier the room. *Results for productivity may vary. #plants #productivity #procrastination #Monstera #Gardening
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
After all these years, I've finally found the key to coziness and productivity. The key to success is Monstera Plants. The more Monstera plants, the cozier the room. *Results for productivity may vary. #plants #productivity #procrastination #Monstera #Gardening
Spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out why my hose wasn't working only to learn that I'm an idiot. Godspeed soldier. #Gardening #Lawncare #Landscaping
April 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Spent about 20 minutes trying to figure out why my hose wasn't working only to learn that I'm an idiot. Godspeed soldier. #Gardening #Lawncare #Landscaping
The tomatoes are rising from their slumber. They're tiny, tiny little slumber. #Garden #Gardening #Tomato
March 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The tomatoes are rising from their slumber. They're tiny, tiny little slumber. #Garden #Gardening #Tomato
Finally get to read @sgj.bsky.social new book! Super excited to read something I'm sure is filled with good times all around and is in no way going to scar me for life. #Sarcasm #BookSky #Horror
March 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Finally get to read @sgj.bsky.social new book! Super excited to read something I'm sure is filled with good times all around and is in no way going to scar me for life. #Sarcasm #BookSky #Horror
French radishes busted through the dirt like zombies from the grave. Kinda metal if you think about it. #Gardening #RavishingRaddishes #Dirt
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
French radishes busted through the dirt like zombies from the grave. Kinda metal if you think about it. #Gardening #RavishingRaddishes #Dirt
After friends left their syrup in my cooler after camping, I felt it was only right to start a fight club with my syrup to see which is superior.
March 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
After friends left their syrup in my cooler after camping, I felt it was only right to start a fight club with my syrup to see which is superior.
This was sent several months later when they still didn't come by and get their syrup. Things took a turn for the worst for the poor bottle of syrup.
March 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
This was sent several months later when they still didn't come by and get their syrup. Things took a turn for the worst for the poor bottle of syrup.
Last year, friends left their syrup in my cooler after a camping trip. Since then I have held it hostage, blindfolded it and kept it in the dark and every so often I take another threatening photo with it and send it to them when they've forgotten it. Nobody finds it funny but me. #SyrupHostage
March 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Last year, friends left their syrup in my cooler after a camping trip. Since then I have held it hostage, blindfolded it and kept it in the dark and every so often I take another threatening photo with it and send it to them when they've forgotten it. Nobody finds it funny but me. #SyrupHostage
Rise my minions! Rise up and together we shall rule THE WORLD!
#Gardening
#Gardening
March 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Rise my minions! Rise up and together we shall rule THE WORLD!
#Gardening
#Gardening
Caught my editor sleeping in the job again.
March 21, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Caught my editor sleeping in the job again.
I hadn't realized how far @chucktingle.bsky.social had come since "pounded in the butt by own butt" to the point that I was shocked to see #buryyourgays at the front of @barnesandnoble.com
March 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I hadn't realized how far @chucktingle.bsky.social had come since "pounded in the butt by own butt" to the point that I was shocked to see #buryyourgays at the front of @barnesandnoble.com
I think my biggest issue with writing consistently are the ghosts whose only unfinished business is to distract me. Caught a pic of one ruining my curtains as proof.
#Ghosts #Writing #Publishing #Cats
#Ghosts #Writing #Publishing #Cats
March 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
I think my biggest issue with writing consistently are the ghosts whose only unfinished business is to distract me. Caught a pic of one ruining my curtains as proof.
#Ghosts #Writing #Publishing #Cats
#Ghosts #Writing #Publishing #Cats
Cain and Abel 2: Spud's Betrayal
February 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Cain and Abel 2: Spud's Betrayal
Sometimes I forget how beautiful Oregon is, even in a small town like mine. #Oregon #Landscape #Nature
February 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sometimes I forget how beautiful Oregon is, even in a small town like mine. #Oregon #Landscape #Nature
I wouldn't know the feeling.
February 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I wouldn't know the feeling.
Just got this book and have no idea what it's about, but I have been assured that it will be fun. #Books #Fantasy #Writing @ebasher.bsky.social
February 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just got this book and have no idea what it's about, but I have been assured that it will be fun. #Books #Fantasy #Writing @ebasher.bsky.social