Mary Woodard
@writingwoodard.bsky.social
Nonprofit educator by day, writer and gamer by night. 21+ or unfollow, my guys, gals, and enby pals.
WELP posts that aged badly in an hour or less…..
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
WELP posts that aged badly in an hour or less…..
“Lesbian Instincts” doesn’t mean using my lesbian instincts to find lesbians. I’m using my fine tuned lesbian instincts to identify who’s gonna win Survivor.
If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).
If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“Lesbian Instincts” doesn’t mean using my lesbian instincts to find lesbians. I’m using my fine tuned lesbian instincts to identify who’s gonna win Survivor.
If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).
If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).
My first pick is RizGod but I may swap him to get the other two because I want them BAD. My wife gets the other half and wants Australian Chippendales and Savannah (who’s like the only name we know). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’ll see what we’re feeling by the end of the episode.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
My first pick is RizGod but I may swap him to get the other two because I want them BAD. My wife gets the other half and wants Australian Chippendales and Savannah (who’s like the only name we know). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’ll see what we’re feeling by the end of the episode.
It’s the M&Ms and constant gaming, but honestly I want Morgan to be Steve — I’m so ready for her to cut Vince like Steve did to Vanessa and take it all.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
It’s the M&Ms and constant gaming, but honestly I want Morgan to be Steve — I’m so ready for her to cut Vince like Steve did to Vanessa and take it all.
[frantically flipping through pages of unused material] is that a liminal space in your pocket or are you just happy to be missing your hysterical organs???
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
[frantically flipping through pages of unused material] is that a liminal space in your pocket or are you just happy to be missing your hysterical organs???
Look I just want HOH spoilers then I can sleep and stop thinking about it ok!?????
September 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Look I just want HOH spoilers then I can sleep and stop thinking about it ok!?????
I’m doing that incredibly gay Dickinson poem next. We believe in public art even in a post nuclear wasteland!!!!
August 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I’m doing that incredibly gay Dickinson poem next. We believe in public art even in a post nuclear wasteland!!!!