Mary Woodard
writingwoodard.bsky.social
Mary Woodard
@writingwoodard.bsky.social
Nonprofit educator by day, writer and gamer by night. 21+ or unfollow, my guys, gals, and enby pals.
Taylor Swift wishes she could write lines as metal as the ones I wrote for [checks hand] … Kingdom Hearts 3 soriku fanfic
October 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
WHY did NOBODY tell me about Fallout 4’s building mechanics??? I need more concrete and glass but I’ve gained two levels just building sapphic quote art installations for my lesbian commune.
August 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
In honor of Pride, throw back Tuesday to when I was in the Bioware discord before the release of Dragon Age Veilguard and got to witness this incredible exchange.
June 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Turns out I went to a zine fest in 2016 — maybe MICE, maybe it was for queer zines specifically — and had snagged it there. That was one of the first expos I’d gone to and left a lasting impression, these are some of my favorite pieces. (4/?)
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
But I went and peeked at the artist, Sam Beck’s, portfolio. And my jaw dropped when I spotted this piece.

In college I got into attending indie art, comic, and zine expos. I’d always walk away with armfuls of new art and books. And of every piece I got, this was one of my favorites. (3/?)
May 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
this stupid tweet landed on SO MANY NERDY NEWS WEBSITES and people STILL stumble on it and like it. This is almost as bad as when my email notifies me someone liked my Fanfiction.net fics from 2010.
May 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Team Lesbian Instincts takes another hit, but this is still the best I’ve ever done at Fantasy Survivor.

also shshshshs this was totally my real starting team, what even is photoshop 😭 #survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“Mary’s causing chaos” aka what I think my wife and roommate say about the multimedia cardboard cat house project occupying my living room. #Survivor48
May 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Trying to decide which is funnier — making a joke about my ass or making a joke about my deep burning desire to actually live in a manor with an official Rumpus Room(tm).

I’m the punchline either way, just put my clown ass in there 🤡
April 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Spoilers for Blue Prince if you look too closely, but I just need to say I haven’t had a game make me so excited about notetaking since the Nancy Drew adventure games.
April 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
stares longingly at custom guitar straps.... I feel like it's finally time for me to decorate the bass my mom gave me and make my Superstar Cop Disco Elysium-inspired bass design....
March 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
omg my brother collects and gives me his commons to use for scrapbooking / art supplies. I rescued SO many Littens.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
In other news, my cat craves my microwave meal
February 13, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hey everyone! Getting my feet under me here, hoping to consolidate all my social media over here so I can stop having my writing, streaming, and personal updates across dozens of different accounts. Just gotta figure out the privacy settings to do that comfortably. Glad you’re here <3
February 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM