Scrumptious Bumpkin
@writerzak.bsky.social
Dad jokes. Dad bod. Dog dad. Things I do well: write, cook, draw, bite thighs, squeeze tushies, sigh eternally, fly kites, roller skate, finger paint, dismantle oppression.
❤️❤️❤️ sigh ❤️❤️❤️
that feels like a weight lifted
that feels like a weight lifted
January 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
❤️❤️❤️ sigh ❤️❤️❤️
that feels like a weight lifted
that feels like a weight lifted
Is it weird that after all this time I don’t know/remember your IRL name? 🫣 yet you’re one of the four people I always want to keep
January 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is it weird that after all this time I don’t know/remember your IRL name? 🫣 yet you’re one of the four people I always want to keep
Yeah but their tongues are awfully hard to hold on to
October 19, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Yeah but their tongues are awfully hard to hold on to
Hey would you ever want to, like, just chat? Like people?
If not, booping back & forth on socials is still cool. 🦑
If not, booping back & forth on socials is still cool. 🦑
October 12, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Hey would you ever want to, like, just chat? Like people?
If not, booping back & forth on socials is still cool. 🦑
If not, booping back & forth on socials is still cool. 🦑
MARLOW!! {tacklehugs}
October 12, 2024 at 3:45 PM
MARLOW!! {tacklehugs}
I love yours too!! On social and otherwise!
Three exclamation points in one post. Wait—no, four!
Three exclamation points in one post. Wait—no, four!
October 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I love yours too!! On social and otherwise!
Three exclamation points in one post. Wait—no, four!
Three exclamation points in one post. Wait—no, four!
Ha ha hi!!! 🙌🥳😘
October 11, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Ha ha hi!!! 🙌🥳😘