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Scrumptious Bumpkin
@writerzak.bsky.social
Dad jokes. Dad bod. Dog dad. Things I do well: write, cook, draw, bite thighs, squeeze tushies, sigh eternally, fly kites, roller skate, finger paint, dismantle oppression.
Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the puppet head…
February 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’m not under warm covers waiting to snuggle. I’m on a pirate ship, preparing to board an overtaken vessel. I’m alone under a moonlit sky on a desert isle, strumming sad songs on my ukulele. I’m saving a diamond mine from collapse while the workers escape. I’m dreaming, dammit. Join me?
February 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I do not like the Bluesky font. It’s agitating.
February 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
All right. Time for my monthly post. What should this one be about? Pastry? Caterpillars? Thermoelectric coolers? The tingle you feel upon being recognized by someone you like?
February 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
@graceinthemadness.bsky.social There is no purpose. Only flesh and hearts and oxygen.
January 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Bluesky is Truth. Words have no real pillow unless perambulated by nineteen colloids.
January 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

You may have heard it was because 7 8 9.

This is wrong.

It’s because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

#DadJokes
January 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
This is Ollie playing with his new green kickball. He can’t kick though due to an old evolutionary problem.
January 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Okay okay, let’s try this again. Hi, people. I’m Zak.

I like character-driven and odd literary books that don’t neglect plot, writing, dark humor, and fitness, and have ADHD, depression, anxiety, and a labradoodle named Ollie. More labels: secular lefty humanist Jew. NJ - CA - WA - MN.
January 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
selfie in a pink void
November 15, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I technically never get bored.
November 14, 2024 at 7:30 PM
When they go low, we go high. Every time.
November 14, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Entropy won this, and every, election.
November 14, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Ollie will chat with me today.
October 12, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Dog & quilt.
October 12, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Introduction post!

Iguana fork burlap music
Retrofit sky hapless gloom
Shoe lathe chalkboard primer
Cock rabbit aluminum squid

Pleased to make your e-quaintance!
October 11, 2024 at 4:15 PM
The greatest writers recognize your brain as an acrobat, and simply throw you a trapeze.
October 11, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I’m probably a Martian. I control your whether. I make ripples in the fabric of JoAnn.
a cartoon character named marvin the martian is standing on a moon
ALT: a cartoon character named marvin the martian is standing on a moon
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October 11, 2024 at 2:52 AM