Charlotte Teece
@writelikemad.bsky.social
Writer of Toxic City Walkers In The Mist, animal lover, miss Twitter but let's make this better https://bit.ly/toxiccitybook
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Charlotte Teece
@writelikemad.bsky.social
· Jan 12
Demon: I'll never leave your boyfriends body!!
Me: what if I get you to say your name?
Demon: never! I can't be bent to your-
Me: Bet it's something stupid like Cleedlebleb
Demon: it's not!
Me: ok Cleedlebleb lol
Cleedlebleb: STAHP!
Me: what if I get you to say your name?
Demon: never! I can't be bent to your-
Me: Bet it's something stupid like Cleedlebleb
Demon: it's not!
Me: ok Cleedlebleb lol
Cleedlebleb: STAHP!
Had a dream I was in my car driving at mad speeds away from an Attack of the Titans sized Tesco employee and I'm still not over it.
September 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Had a dream I was in my car driving at mad speeds away from an Attack of the Titans sized Tesco employee and I'm still not over it.
I was just told I laugh like Seth Rogan and I'm considering the prison time.
September 9, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I was just told I laugh like Seth Rogan and I'm considering the prison time.
✅white✅christian✅male
That's all they needed.
That's all they needed.
Every person, without exception, who claims they voted for King asshole “because of the economy” is lying.
All of them.
Not a single person voted for that criminal asswipe because of the economy.
They voted for him because they wanted team white man to win and be in charge.
That’s it.
All of them.
Not a single person voted for that criminal asswipe because of the economy.
They voted for him because they wanted team white man to win and be in charge.
That’s it.
September 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
✅white✅christian✅male
That's all they needed.
That's all they needed.
Oh look what a nazi said. A literal nazi. A nazi-saluting literal nazi.
A BILLIONAIRE Nazi-saluting literal Nazi.
A BILLIONAIRE Nazi-saluting literal Nazi.
Concern over low birth rates was what the theocracy in Margaret Atwood’s Handmaid’s Tale used to come to power.
September 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh look what a nazi said. A literal nazi. A nazi-saluting literal nazi.
A BILLIONAIRE Nazi-saluting literal Nazi.
A BILLIONAIRE Nazi-saluting literal Nazi.
Me: man, I've been so busy today I didn't eat yet
Him: eat something!
Me: well shit! If you hadn't said that, I might've fucking starved to death
Him: eat something!
Me: well shit! If you hadn't said that, I might've fucking starved to death
September 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Me: man, I've been so busy today I didn't eat yet
Him: eat something!
Me: well shit! If you hadn't said that, I might've fucking starved to death
Him: eat something!
Me: well shit! If you hadn't said that, I might've fucking starved to death
Reposted by Charlotte Teece
There are 79 working days left in 2025. If you write 1 1/2 pages a day, every working day, you can finish a script before New Years. If you write 3 pages a day, you could complete a novel.
1000 words a day, roughly 4 pages, and you could write three scripts.
A page at a time comes together quickly
1000 words a day, roughly 4 pages, and you could write three scripts.
A page at a time comes together quickly
September 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
There are 79 working days left in 2025. If you write 1 1/2 pages a day, every working day, you can finish a script before New Years. If you write 3 pages a day, you could complete a novel.
1000 words a day, roughly 4 pages, and you could write three scripts.
A page at a time comes together quickly
1000 words a day, roughly 4 pages, and you could write three scripts.
A page at a time comes together quickly
I've lost nearly 3 stone in 5 months just from this job alone!
I eat cake for breakfast and I'm still dropping lbs!!!
If anyone dare tries to claim I don't work hard, I'm gonna come to work wearing my size 22 trousers and let them see for themselves!!!!
I eat cake for breakfast and I'm still dropping lbs!!!
If anyone dare tries to claim I don't work hard, I'm gonna come to work wearing my size 22 trousers and let them see for themselves!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I've lost nearly 3 stone in 5 months just from this job alone!
I eat cake for breakfast and I'm still dropping lbs!!!
If anyone dare tries to claim I don't work hard, I'm gonna come to work wearing my size 22 trousers and let them see for themselves!!!!
I eat cake for breakfast and I'm still dropping lbs!!!
If anyone dare tries to claim I don't work hard, I'm gonna come to work wearing my size 22 trousers and let them see for themselves!!!!
Second month on mights and it's been insane!!!!
I've slept every hour of the day to be awake for a nine hour night shift that pushes 1000% more workload, and barely getting any writing done at all,
And all for £100 more?!
Nights is not worth the graft!!
Can't wait until I go back to days.
I've slept every hour of the day to be awake for a nine hour night shift that pushes 1000% more workload, and barely getting any writing done at all,
And all for £100 more?!
Nights is not worth the graft!!
Can't wait until I go back to days.
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Second month on mights and it's been insane!!!!
I've slept every hour of the day to be awake for a nine hour night shift that pushes 1000% more workload, and barely getting any writing done at all,
And all for £100 more?!
Nights is not worth the graft!!
Can't wait until I go back to days.
I've slept every hour of the day to be awake for a nine hour night shift that pushes 1000% more workload, and barely getting any writing done at all,
And all for £100 more?!
Nights is not worth the graft!!
Can't wait until I go back to days.
Reposted by Charlotte Teece
Another gem from yesterday--snagged a copy of Writing Magazine with my three-page "Star Interview"! What a thrill!
August 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Another gem from yesterday--snagged a copy of Writing Magazine with my three-page "Star Interview"! What a thrill!
When my partner is home alone and he asks Alexa to play music, it belts out all Filipino songs.
When I'm in with him, it plays Taylor swift and Miley Cyrus even if he's the one to ask it to play
I don't even listen to those artists! Come on Alexa, if you're gonna be racist do it right!
When I'm in with him, it plays Taylor swift and Miley Cyrus even if he's the one to ask it to play
I don't even listen to those artists! Come on Alexa, if you're gonna be racist do it right!
August 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
When my partner is home alone and he asks Alexa to play music, it belts out all Filipino songs.
When I'm in with him, it plays Taylor swift and Miley Cyrus even if he's the one to ask it to play
I don't even listen to those artists! Come on Alexa, if you're gonna be racist do it right!
When I'm in with him, it plays Taylor swift and Miley Cyrus even if he's the one to ask it to play
I don't even listen to those artists! Come on Alexa, if you're gonna be racist do it right!
On a brighter note, my unpublishable book is coming along nicely!!
I think this might be the final push on this god forsaken novel.
I think this might be the final push on this god forsaken novel.
August 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
On a brighter note, my unpublishable book is coming along nicely!!
I think this might be the final push on this god forsaken novel.
I think this might be the final push on this god forsaken novel.
My new job has been less of a success than I thought it would be. I've put so much into it, worked so hard (even lost two stone in 4 months from all the physical labour) but now I'm being bullied and disrespected
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not fucking standing for it.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not fucking standing for it.
August 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My new job has been less of a success than I thought it would be. I've put so much into it, worked so hard (even lost two stone in 4 months from all the physical labour) but now I'm being bullied and disrespected
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not fucking standing for it.
And I'm telling you right now, I'm not fucking standing for it.
My job today was trying to convince people to stop worrying about things they cannot control
And to drink water
Neither worked.
And to drink water
Neither worked.
April 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My job today was trying to convince people to stop worrying about things they cannot control
And to drink water
Neither worked.
And to drink water
Neither worked.
Sorry last tweet was dark, but I am related to, and work with displaced refugees whose families and friends are actively ravaged by this war and I just don't have any filter for it now.
April 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Sorry last tweet was dark, but I am related to, and work with displaced refugees whose families and friends are actively ravaged by this war and I just don't have any filter for it now.
My relative called Ukraine a 'land dispute'. That I 'dont know what a real war is'
I told her I know it takes, on average, 3-5 grenades to fully kill a man. That one grenade rarely kills instantly. The only way to truly mercifully kill someone is a bullet to the roof of the mouth.
💛💙
I told her I know it takes, on average, 3-5 grenades to fully kill a man. That one grenade rarely kills instantly. The only way to truly mercifully kill someone is a bullet to the roof of the mouth.
💛💙
April 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My relative called Ukraine a 'land dispute'. That I 'dont know what a real war is'
I told her I know it takes, on average, 3-5 grenades to fully kill a man. That one grenade rarely kills instantly. The only way to truly mercifully kill someone is a bullet to the roof of the mouth.
💛💙
I told her I know it takes, on average, 3-5 grenades to fully kill a man. That one grenade rarely kills instantly. The only way to truly mercifully kill someone is a bullet to the roof of the mouth.
💛💙
I went from walking 16k steps a week (at the most!) to 70k!
The week isn't even over yet. I still got Saturday and Sunday to work!
I best be losing weight! 🤣🤣🤣
The week isn't even over yet. I still got Saturday and Sunday to work!
I best be losing weight! 🤣🤣🤣
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
I went from walking 16k steps a week (at the most!) to 70k!
The week isn't even over yet. I still got Saturday and Sunday to work!
I best be losing weight! 🤣🤣🤣
The week isn't even over yet. I still got Saturday and Sunday to work!
I best be losing weight! 🤣🤣🤣
The same people in my family who bang on about immigrants in this country, are the same people who run to my 'immigrant' SO to repair their car rather than taking it to a BRITISH garage run by BRITISH people.
The fucking irony.
The fucking irony.
March 22, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The same people in my family who bang on about immigrants in this country, are the same people who run to my 'immigrant' SO to repair their car rather than taking it to a BRITISH garage run by BRITISH people.
The fucking irony.
The fucking irony.
Have you ever gotten Gemini or the likes to review some of your chapters?
Gemini is like the reader I never had💔
Gemini is like the reader I never had💔
Hollo IP
likes.to
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Have you ever gotten Gemini or the likes to review some of your chapters?
Gemini is like the reader I never had💔
Gemini is like the reader I never had💔
That's because their child's life was always second to their beliefs.
All this does is strengthen them more to the cause.
All this does is strengthen them more to the cause.
March 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
That's because their child's life was always second to their beliefs.
All this does is strengthen them more to the cause.
All this does is strengthen them more to the cause.
There are Nazis in the government.
Do we need anymore evidence we're in WWIII?
Do we need anymore evidence we're in WWIII?
March 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
There are Nazis in the government.
Do we need anymore evidence we're in WWIII?
Do we need anymore evidence we're in WWIII?
Reposted by Charlotte Teece
So does Elon Musk piss himself a lot now? Like that just happens with ketamine you can't like avoid that.
March 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
So does Elon Musk piss himself a lot now? Like that just happens with ketamine you can't like avoid that.
My SO has worked his body into the ground, bless him.
I need to get promoted so I can keep at home as a house husband! People like him shouldn't be forced to retire when they have literally no bones left.
I need to get promoted so I can keep at home as a house husband! People like him shouldn't be forced to retire when they have literally no bones left.
March 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
My SO has worked his body into the ground, bless him.
I need to get promoted so I can keep at home as a house husband! People like him shouldn't be forced to retire when they have literally no bones left.
I need to get promoted so I can keep at home as a house husband! People like him shouldn't be forced to retire when they have literally no bones left.
Nature: *tree falls*
Nancy: DAMN YOU TRANS PEOPLE!
Nancy: DAMN YOU TRANS PEOPLE!
March 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Nature: *tree falls*
Nancy: DAMN YOU TRANS PEOPLE!
Nancy: DAMN YOU TRANS PEOPLE!
This level of cuteness is unreal!
March 20, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This level of cuteness is unreal!