Jordan Helsley
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Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
Dad & Husband. Experimental Fictionist.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.

Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
@lexluddy.xyz 's Lumines review is still rattling in my brain.
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Man. I feel like there's just barely too much keeping me on windows at the moment and I hate it. I want to do a dedicated bazzite machine soon, though. Or dual boot it when black Friday calls my name.
November 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Yet another thing I somehow didn't realize existed at the time. Have my phat ps3 in arms reach right now and never even considered that it doesn't have a slot for memory cards. Today I feel stupid lol.
November 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I think of the two you were drawn to the less alarming option, you're safe from being an old, for now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We talk a lot about Kojima being Kojima, but unless PhySint turns out to be a Metal Gear game I just don't think we ever get anything like this ever again. The rest of his weirdness can be matched, but this.. impossible to outdo, IMO.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Was this supposed to be completed in a day? Lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Whooaa had no idea Twisted Metal was in on this! That one is pulled at me pretty hard.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
It's something I think about a lot (probably too much). I should clarify that I make a conscious distinction between Gamers(TM) and people who play video games, the former being the much more tribalistic version, and the latter which simply likes the act of manipulating those pixels, I guess?
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Incredible game.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Reposted by Jordan Helsley
#25 Look Outside
November 12, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Absolutely beautiful piece, and thank you for sharing, too.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was just impressed they knew what Big O was... sorta...
November 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Yeeeeessshhhh what the fuck
November 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ah yeah good point for sure. I might have fewer "empty runs" if I went full murder machine and survived. I guess I'm just feeling satisfied with the speed of the slower option more than anything. We'll see how that changes after the first wipe (provided I get the mats to complete that).
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is it? I have been successful without much of it so far, but I know you're further along than I am..
November 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Almost exactly one month earlier (Oct 3) possibly my favorite Japanese Ska album released. Wild! Problems were only momentarily solved, though. Must have cancelled each other out.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I wanted to be a sicko when they first started collabing with like Yoji Shinkawa and Junji Ito, but I'm so happy I didn't. I'm such a sucker for this type of stuff, and it's obviously so much better than, say, collecting Fortnite skins, but I'd need a second mortgage!
November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM