Jordan Helsley
@writeitjordan.bsky.social
Dad & Husband. Experimental Fictionist.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.
Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
Game Reviewer @ hookedgamers.com.
Determined game dev @ Twilight Mode.
Amateur music artist sometimes.
Tech dweeb grunt, not at all worried about job security.
whoa. Didn't know @tolkoto.com was in Welcome to Derry.
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
whoa. Didn't know @tolkoto.com was in Welcome to Derry.
Almost exactly one month earlier (Oct 3) possibly my favorite Japanese Ska album released. Wild! Problems were only momentarily solved, though. Must have cancelled each other out.
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Almost exactly one month earlier (Oct 3) possibly my favorite Japanese Ska album released. Wild! Problems were only momentarily solved, though. Must have cancelled each other out.
It's a "meh, it's fine" day for Mikeys! (Though I admittedly like the dislikes and dislike at least one of the likes.)
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
It's a "meh, it's fine" day for Mikeys! (Though I admittedly like the dislikes and dislike at least one of the likes.)
Only true (The Game of Sisyphus) gamers will understand.
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Only true (The Game of Sisyphus) gamers will understand.
Xbox games, in the traditional sense. When you bought a Series X/S you had your 360 library, etc. It's not marketed as a PC device inherently, so when it says "ALL your games" with the Xbox logo... yeah, many of them are available, you have to re-buy, and all that. Just wild caveats they gloss over.
October 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Xbox games, in the traditional sense. When you bought a Series X/S you had your 360 library, etc. It's not marketed as a PC device inherently, so when it says "ALL your games" with the Xbox logo... yeah, many of them are available, you have to re-buy, and all that. Just wild caveats they gloss over.
I am not well, because it's Vampire Rain, and I've done it multiple times. No idea why, something about that dumpster fire just speaks to me.
October 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I am not well, because it's Vampire Rain, and I've done it multiple times. No idea why, something about that dumpster fire just speaks to me.
First-person Manbreaker starts now.
October 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
First-person Manbreaker starts now.
Maaaaaannnn. I love Baby Steps so much, but it's insistence on saving at every microsecond means you can spend 3 hours in the gym and have to throw away your whole run because you got sent through the geometry into the void.
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maaaaaannnn. I love Baby Steps so much, but it's insistence on saving at every microsecond means you can spend 3 hours in the gym and have to throw away your whole run because you got sent through the geometry into the void.
Like, c'mon, that would break any man! (According to the credits I made it about halfway up before giving in)
September 28, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Like, c'mon, that would break any man! (According to the credits I made it about halfway up before giving in)
I won't claim that Him is a good movie, but dammit I loved every minute of it.
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I won't claim that Him is a good movie, but dammit I loved every minute of it.
Sorry every other album of the year. La Dispute don't play.
September 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sorry every other album of the year. La Dispute don't play.
I'm so ready for all of this, but this sentence right here speaks to my BONES.
August 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I'm so ready for all of this, but this sentence right here speaks to my BONES.
Proofread your email campaigns, folx.
August 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Proofread your email campaigns, folx.
My wife and I found random peanut shells in our yard the other day. We were thoroughly confused. Then today, while we were all outside, I randomly downloaded Merlin and let it take a listen. Mystery (likely) solved.
August 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
My wife and I found random peanut shells in our yard the other day. We were thoroughly confused. Then today, while we were all outside, I randomly downloaded Merlin and let it take a listen. Mystery (likely) solved.
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Y'all. I knew it would be bad, but I didn't expect it to be so bad I almost have to recommend it to people. Even with as silly as WOTW actually is, this manages to be incredibly asinine and a complete waste of the property. I can feel Wells' disappointment.
July 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Y'all. I knew it would be bad, but I didn't expect it to be so bad I almost have to recommend it to people. Even with as silly as WOTW actually is, this manages to be incredibly asinine and a complete waste of the property. I can feel Wells' disappointment.
Mike I think some updates are in order. Strut your stuff!
July 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Mike I think some updates are in order. Strut your stuff!
I will not get every gap in this game, I will not get every gap in this game, I will n-
July 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I will not get every gap in this game, I will not get every gap in this game, I will n-
It's 2025, do you know where your orbs are??
June 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It's 2025, do you know where your orbs are??
The best part of the F1 movie isn't seeing Danny or Gunther, it's the fact that most of the people are credited as playing themselves. Most.
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best part of the F1 movie isn't seeing Danny or Gunther, it's the fact that most of the people are credited as playing themselves. Most.
What a fucking video game.
June 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What a fucking video game.
I rolled credits on MindsEye and was greeted with.... this guy... So it's safe to say I found the best part of MindsEye.
June 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I rolled credits on MindsEye and was greeted with.... this guy... So it's safe to say I found the best part of MindsEye.
Maybe don't call your side content "Play."
June 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Maybe don't call your side content "Play."
