He can just lie and say he's found God and it makes me sick knowing that's all it would take for them.

Fortunately, he's too pig headed to do that.

It's going to be sad to watch America finally rise up after three days of sugar withdrawals after all simple carbohydrates are outlawed under punishment of death.

I don't even know what that is, but I support you because if (the proverbial) they can just reboot the whole 1980s and 1990s...

My melanin has afforded me the luxury of never trusting ol' Wooden Teeth George.

Which, fun fact, weren't wood and may have included the teeth of some of his enslaved individuals.

It's like canonizing Nero as a f*cking saint.

The founders held humans as property. Maybe they were never all that infallible...

Yeah, he's one of the major "What the actual f*ck?" moments when learning about history they didn't really touch on in school. Even when they do, they never really dial in how inhumane these types were.

Unfortunately for us, we have many contemporary examples...

He's giving more Leopold II colonizing the Congo. Leopold was apparently a disgusting, filthy man who didn't bathe and hated even his closest allies. The parallels are hard to ignore:

youtu.be/99dygZ98Krg

In other words, Love can be something that is lost rather than something that is found.

The main problem is falling in love with the idea of a person/being rather than who they actually are and allowing that to develop without expectations.

Art-Ta-Choke. Not Art-Ta-Let-You-Breathe. It's right there in the name.

Impeachment. Tell Schumer to stop being such a feckless failure or he'll be remembered like Garland.

The most unbelievable part of this is him knowing any of those words.

Pretty sure his blood clots are saying the same thing.

Did we throw them at the apes?

(I love cabbage. Don’t beat me.)

How many times a day do you bang your head into a wall while repeating “It was supposed to be a joke!”?