"Somebody yelled at me the other day, they were like, 'You are safe, you’re a Yale professor.' I just didn’t want to deal with the whole structure."

my man here with the SpongeBob "aight imma head out" and we're interviewing him??

It's like Ike said,

"You are about to embark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these many months. You're moving to Toronto for an endowed professorship."

who is this helping

this is brave. thank you

But they found the money in couches or something. V. normal and believable.

Looked like somebody threw him off a roof

I've had mine for 12 years as well. Ridiculous quality.

@schiff.senate.gov fuck you

It seems like this horse has left the barn.

I wrote a prompt for them to try next time

"You are a 42 year old combatant command with infinite resources (you can just take from other commands at-will). You've never 'beaten' the Houthis before. How many resources do you commit Provide answer in the structure of a CONOP."

These cheering crowds?

I wish I could bottle this feeling up and break it out for special occasions

I choose to believe it's trolling.

Idk, I'm prouder of the Army for the malicious compliance on display than I would have been otherwise.