weasel
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weasel
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everyone in my life is very very kind to me
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
pov you have been sniffed
October 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
if millennials are so damn broke then who's buying all these dropout subscriptions
October 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
the grocery store near me stopped carrying the one vegan flavor of Top ramen and replaced it with like 3 brands of bullshit fancy ramen so it's like $12 a pack for vegan instant ramen now. instant ramen should cost like $3/pk and it already costs $4/pk and you want $12 fuck you fuck you fuck you
September 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
damn people here really don't get the concept of intentional ironic dissonance huh. people are really being like yeah he should've titled this The Scary Man lmao
This painting gives me a visceral reaction.

Artist: Ron Francis
Hope
September 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
work has been so shit today. can't wait to get home and eat those plums i've been saving in the icebox.
August 26, 2025 at 5:18 PM
not voting for democrats is basically the same as voting for trump. so also not voting for trump is the same as voting for democrats. you just voted twice, buddy. you're going to fucking jail
August 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
you have to admit James Dobson taught us a lot of important things. namely that the worst things a teen can do are:

1. be horny
2. be suspiciously unhorny (might be gay??)
August 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
why are the italians so good at screamo
August 17, 2025 at 9:31 AM
eternal jihad on the mercator projection
August 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
melt-banana is just the best to ever do it. idk what "it" is but they're the best at it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTU...
MELT-BANANA - Candy Gun
YouTube video by MELT-BANANA CHANNEL
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July 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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haunted house, screenshot, trs-80 (1980) www.mobygames.com/game/141026/...
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
"could god make a rock so big they couldn't lift it" uh clearly yes, and then they would lift it anyway. welcome to the divine mystery lil bro
July 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
gotta say having qanon brain does sound kinda fun sometimes
July 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
29 But wanting to vindicate himself, he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?” 30 "Lol," Jesus replied, "Lmao".
July 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
my cat rubbed up against the corner of my laptop while i was watching a thing and her nose pressed the [x]close window button on the touchscreen
June 19, 2025 at 3:49 AM
why do they keep giving money to academics tripping over themselves to be the next prophet of ai bullshit when we should be giving it to insane communists
June 12, 2025 at 3:36 AM
just saw Sinners and damn it's going to be a halloween costume layup for some guy in university who is the only white guy in his friend group
June 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
hey sorry i'm late an evil hypnotist trapped me in a mind palace
May 4, 2025 at 4:00 AM
they really just are like that
March 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
checking in on the landlord reddit
March 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The Flenser has done enormous work in the war to take black metal away from nazis and deliver it to its inevitable owners: theater kids
February 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
is there a muslim veggie tales
February 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
honestly embarrassing watching liberals get all "so do you regret voting for trump yet" to trump voters who are getting exactly what they wanted
February 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM