Never ask your wife where she wants to eat. Ask her, “Guess where I'm taking you!?”

And whatever she says is where you go.

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Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.

Tech support: “sigh”

Fine. Right click on your hamster...

What a year! Bluesky opened its doors just last February. Since then, we opened federation, launched video, rolled out trending topics, and a whole lot more.

Happy New Year, and here’s to a great year ahead! 🎉

l asked my wife if I was the only one she'd been with.

She said yes, all the others had been nines and tens.

Where is all the people on this app? I wanted to follow comedians.

They should’ve listened 😂